A woman possessed/ Welcome home, Alexander

MISSING/WANTED
One spine, last seen jumping out the window of a Smallville High School classroom.
Call Chloe: 555-4567
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Expectant mother. Should be showing, is not.
Please call Kent Farms 555-1234
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Friendship of legends. Have been short-shrifted with a pms-y teenage boy instead.
Call A.J. 555-SEXY
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Desperately ISO television show about burgeoning superhero and his best friend, the bald one, not the other one. Has been replaced by medieval torture inflicted via bunnies and whinging princesses. Will pay top dollar for the return thereof. Please call Zahra at 555-THIS-STUFF-SUCKS
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Smallville
( Judas: Chivalry is Dead )

Being whipped is only a problem if you can’t admit it.

What do you mean S-M-U-T doesn't spell gratuitous? Pfft.

Movieverse: X2
( Thermal III: Defrost )

Also, Pyro icons? Help me out, people. Thank you to: anothersuperboy, sparcck, shirasade and (as always) obsessedmuch for ensuring that St. John will never be far from my prurient thoughts.