Once upon a time, not too long ago...

+Whatever poor schmuck got me for the Obscure Secret Santa, you can pretty much take a page out of what bonibaru said regarding hers. If you like it, chances are I will too.

+ Kavalier & Clay junkies (corinna_5 and taraljc): The Escapist is up for pre-sale. *makes noises*

+It hailed enough to look like snow in South LA. Dude, earthquakes, fire and the Terminator. Now this. Need I say more?

+kattiya has hot photos of my sekrit girlfriend. Dude. Dude. Straight who?

( Also, I had a few more random OC thoughts )

The following story seemed like a good idea when it came to me, but uh yeah, there’s no redeeming value here or anything. Just so you know.

Written to make serialkarma laugh and appease the angry Dark Lord of all things Orange and v v Gay. (Dude, I so didn’t know it was going to go like that.)

The O.C.
( Mr. Telephone Man )