Beware Slytherins bearing gifts.

April Fool's by Rufus Wainwright

Welcome to Malfoy Escorts, Limited.

I've been fortunate enough to persuade the extraordinarily gifted oxoniensis to turn my tiny roster for Malfoy Escorts, Ltd. into something client-worthy (read:she relented after copious begging) -- so without further ado, I present to you:

TRADE

( Welcome to Malfoy Escorts, Limited (note for dial-ups: image heavy) )