Las Vegas was being locked out of hotel rooms by CEO progeny, bare-ass naked and streaking at three o’clock in the morning after taking the orange pill and the green pill and that purple one found under the bed next to the used condom.

This just might be my favorite incarnation of Lex. Deeply attached to Clark, busy and somewhat harassed and trying very hard to ignore the incredibly fun-sounding proclivities of his youth.

Great story! :-D