Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

[hackthis_archive]

So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

[celsia.livejournal.com]

I friended you for the fics, like so many others. I can't remember which fandom it was for though, cause you write for so many fandoms that I love.

And now, I think I'm going to start watching the OC reguraly after being reminded about it earlier this week from your fics.

[dancingrain.livejournal.com]

just a fan.
:)

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

I think I started reading your HP fic... or something. People recced some stuff, and then you started writing Smallville. But I think I actually friended you when you wrote X men 2. And now you're writing the OC!

So yeah. I'm here for the fic. I forget to comment, but I'll try to be better about that if you like. :)

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

I feel sheepish. I have the same situation - friended people who have never spoken - and now you've reminded me that I've done that to you.

Bad Dee. No hotsweatynakedmen.

Uh, I'm here because I read swags of your fabulous HP stories on the Veela Inc mailing list, and you write amusing posts as well as fic. Helping to bring the random to my flist.

[halfway2home.livejournal.com]

I'm here because you write amazing Everwood fic. :)

xoxo,
Vlada

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Well, Zahra dear, I usually want to comment but whenever I see the number of perverts on board (usually 30+), it's very disconcrting because I have this weird notion that my comment is not going to be read therefore, I flit away like an elf with a horn of Gondor in his ass.

So why am I here? I was supposed to be the one who will keep you from killing people off in fics but I guess that doesn't work out so natch. But i'm here anyway, waiting for the ressurection of Bobby/John fics even Potter fics - Draco/Harry, that is - and it seems at the rate you're going, I am about to wait for a goddamn long time.

*waves his "I-want-to-fangirl-you-but-I-would-kill-myself-if-I-ever-do-anything-remotely-fangirlish" banner*

[elli.livejournal.com]

For a second I thought a fall under that catogroy and wanted to launch in a series of apologies. Thing is, I did comment once. Just once, I admit, giving you feedback.

I'm lagging behind a bit,because RL is biting me, but I love reading your sv and oc slash. *g*

So that's what I'm here for so far. Reading. I havén't gona back in the history of your lj too much to know what else you posted, though.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time you told me you liked a story of mine so I found your site, I found your fic and I found about the only tolerable Draco in all of fandom.

Thus our saga began. And the rest, after a wet thud, was silence.

[witchytara.livejournal.com]

um, I friended you a few months ago, I think. yes, came for the X2 fic, and stayed for everything else. I don't comment too often, because I usually check my friends list around this time - it's, like, 3:46 or something, and it's not a time when I'm at my most coherent. also, it's at a time when my arms get too tired from typing. *has taken arm rest breaks to type this up*
But I have decided that commenting more on my friends list should be my handy dandy new years resolution. ^_^

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

I think I came from your blog end, though I have no clue how I stumbled across it. I remember you being suprememly grumpy and hostile, and how much it appealed to me. You were pining, at the time, for London. I remember knowing what you meant.

Your stories have, over the past year or so, fascinated and enchanted me, and I know I post random googly nonsense to that effect every so often. So I'm glad I found you, and I'm glad I stayed. There.

[vissy.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm pretty much here for the fic, mostly SV and HP (although I like the way I can read your stories when you're writing for shows I've yet to clap eyes on and I still feel at home).

[barely-broccoli.livejournal.com]

i lurk on your lj hopingwishingprayin' that one day you'll rediscover the H/D love, because your H/D fics rock my socks off!

[starlitefaerie.livejournal.com]

i friended you cause you rock.

think of the history we have... *sniffles* you gave me my lj-code.

goodtimes.

[aelita.livejournal.com]

Don't mind me. I'm just here to worship the ground you walk on and provide you with pretty virgins for inspiration.

[tobyfan.livejournal.com]

Hi,

I friended you because I've read several of your SV stories and loved them and I've sent you feedback through email before. I was actually on LJ for several months before I found your journal through another SV fan, although I can't remember who it was that led me here.

What am I looking for? Hmm. Fic is always nice but I also love reading comments about anything SV-related. And I realize you've been focusing on the OC a lot lately, which I haven't watched, but I'm patient for the SV-related posts. *g*

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

I read all your posts even if I don't reply to many of them. It's not personal, as I'm sure you know: I always like reading your posts, I just don't have a lot of time to spare when going through my friends page. And as you already know, I dearly love your writing, which was initially the reason I friended you.

[deeablo.livejournal.com]

Dude, Kassie told me you were the shit, so I friended you. I didn't comment before because (1) I've been busy, yo, and (2) you don't know me from Eve, so who's this weird stranger?

Anyhoo. That's me.

[supergrover24.livejournal.com]

I'm here for the fic. All of the fic. Smallville, Harry Potter, Ocean's Eleven, The OC. Warrior Angel. Whatever you write, I'll read.

Mainly it's because I can believe every single word you write. You say Harry and Neville are the new black? I believe it. You're amazingly versatile, eloquent, verbose, etc. etc. etc.

I comment every once in a while, but I can be shy. I'm trying to change that.

[lexcorp-hope.livejournal.com]

I'm here because I'm your mom #2, and I have to make sure you're eating your vegetables and not taking up with strange men.

[ruedifference.livejournal.com]

*waves*
I started reading for the SV fic, but I friended you because of Harry/Neville. I don't comment much because I'm shy of new people. Sounds silly, but it's true.

[smallcondo.livejournal.com]

Hi there!

Well, I friended you because of your fic; I've stayed because you can bring the funny and the thoughtful entries and because you write a kick-ass "Warrior Angel".

I also think Jeff Buckley is god.

[effervescent.livejournal.com]

Before I had you on my friends list, I saw quite a few links to fics of yours - so I t00bed over and read them, left comments, and then realized very intelligently later that maybe I should friend you so that I didn't always have to rely on links. :P

So here I am, and enjoying every minute of it. :D

My compliments to the chef!

[mmedefarge.livejournal.com]

I must admit, mostly I just read your posts and not the fic. I don't quite understand fanfic or slash or whatever the proper term is, for some reason. However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know.

Hee, expunged reminded me of Bringing down the house (which reminds me of MR, who reminds me of Lex, but who cares?).

This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after.

As usual, I'm just here for the pie. Do you think there's some pineapple-pie around here somewhere?

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

Like the icon says...

Oh, wait. I like O.C. and Smallville fic. This is what I do--write it and read it. You write it, therefore, I am here. I'm a little behind in reading/feedback, but I'll catch up one of these days, honest!