Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

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So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

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*laughs* I'm hoping too, Victoria.

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Like everyone else - I'm here for the fic. I added you when I found your HP stuff. I've since learned you have some excellent Angel fic out as well. I'm hoping you'll write some more HP - Harry/Neville perhaps?!

I'm still in my post 'The Trouble with Harry Potter' lassitude, but hopefully I shall write some at some point in the future. I heart Neville.

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I friended you for the fics, like so many others. I can't remember which fandom it was for though, cause you write for so many fandoms that I love.

And now, I think I'm going to start watching the OC reguraly after being reminded about it earlier this week from your fics.

Yes, watch The OC! *bounces around happily* Love the OC! Feel the love!

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I like fans. Especially in this heat.

Okay, it was a bad joke, I know this.

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I think I started reading your HP fic... or something. People recced some stuff, and then you started writing Smallville. But I think I actually friended you when you wrote X men 2. And now you're writing the OC!

I've been writing Smallville since the dawn of time, and before that there was AtS/BtVS. Wow, we're really going back in the day. Anyway, hi!

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I feel sheepish. I have the same situation - friended people who have never spoken - and now you've reminded me that I've done that to you.

Bad Dee. No hotsweatynakedmen.

Uh, I'm here because I read swags of your fabulous HP stories on the Veela Inc mailing list, and you write amusing posts as well as fic. Helping to bring the random to my flist.

I don't think taking away the hotsweatynakedmen is the answer, I think that might make things worse. Have a cookie and think on it. Oh, and hi!

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*looks at icon*

Yes, it is all about Bright! Feel the Bright love! I have no idea when I became such a Bright-advocate, but long live Bright!

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Well, Zahra dear, I usually want to comment but whenever I see the number of perverts on board (usually 30+), it's very disconcrting because I have this weird notion that my comment is not going to be read therefore, I flit away like an elf with a horn of Gondor in his ass.

I read comments like President Bush reads 'Dick and Jane' books. Oh, that was wrong, oh well. As for preventing me from killing people off in my stories, but why? It makes for great stories you know, and I did write some D/H last month. Okay, Draco was dead for the first part, but then he came back!

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For a second I thought a fall under that catogroy and wanted to launch in a series of apologies. Thing is, I did comment once. Just once, I admit, giving you feedback.

I wasn't scolding or anything, I was honestly curious. There seemed to be a lot of people reading my LJ and I hadn't a clue why.

So that's what I'm here for so far. Reading. I havén't gona back in the history of your lj too much to know what else you posted, though.

Pretty much everything (70%) is available in my memories. Also, hi! Would you like a cookie?

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Once upon a time you told me you liked a story of mine so I found your site, I found your fic and I found about the only tolerable Draco in all of fandom.

Thus our saga began. And the rest, after a wet thud, was silence.

*g* I know you, you don't count. I meant the other people.

Ah well, cookie?

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um, I friended you a few months ago, I think. yes, came for the X2 fic, and stayed for everything else. I don't comment too often, because I usually check my friends list around this time - it's, like, 3:46 or something, and it's not a time when I'm at my most coherent. also, it's at a time when my arms get too tired from typing. *has taken arm rest breaks to type this up*
But I have decided that commenting more on my friends list should be my handy dandy new years resolution. ^_^

Ah, you are a night owl LJ'er. Gotcha. Well, it is very nice to hear from you, now go get some sleep.

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I think I came from your blog end, though I have no clue how I stumbled across it. I remember you being suprememly grumpy and hostile, and how much it appealed to me. You were pining, at the time, for London. I remember knowing what you meant.

Dear lord, you're old skool! *goggles* That's exceptionally freaky, yet very cool to me. Hello!

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Your stories have, over the past year or so, fascinated and enchanted me, and I know I post random googly nonsense to that effect every so often. So I'm glad I found you, and I'm glad I stayed. There.

What a lovely thing to say. Also, hi, would you like a cookie?

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i lurk on your lj hopingwishingprayin' that one day you'll rediscover the H/D love, because your H/D fics rock my socks off!

Anything is possible. I mean I could also win the lottery, that would be v v nice. ;)

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*hands large alcholic (or non-alcoholic depending on your preference) drink*

good times. cheers!

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Don't mind me. I'm just here to worship the ground you walk on and provide you with pretty virgins for inspiration.

You're so cute. Except for when you're being hot. Right always hot. Yes, ma'am.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too! Many! Exclamation! Points?! Never!!!!

Sorry. I had to. *G* Ooh, cookies and Thai food *and* alcohol? *eyes you suspiciously* How did you know my weak spots? All of them? *slyly sneaks cookies into purse as she speaks and hums Grace as she does so*

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I friended you because I've read several of your SV stories and loved them and I've sent you feedback through email before. I was actually on LJ for several months before I found your journal through another SV fan, although I can't remember who it was that led me here.

What am I looking for? Hmm. Fic is always nice but I also love reading comments about anything SV-related. And I realize you've been focusing on the OC a lot lately, which I haven't watched, but I'm patient for the SV-related posts. *g*

You immediately get a cookie because, well because. I like giving out cookies, and also you said you were patient while waiting for my OC euphoria to plateau and even out, that's v nice. Also, um, hi. Yes, hi! *waves*

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I read all your posts even if I don't reply to many of them. It's not personal, as I'm sure you know: I always like reading your posts, I just don't have a lot of time to spare when going through my friends page. And as you already know, I dearly love your writing, which was initially the reason I friended you.

No worries, Aja. Have a cookie?

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ooh, icon. that's lovely. *munches cookie* :)

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Dude, Kassie told me you were the shit, so I friended you. I didn't comment before because (1) I've been busy, yo, and (2) you don't know me from Eve, so who's this weird stranger?

I heard about you from the Dark Lord, too, she's very user friendly like that. Hi!

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I'm here for the fic. All of the fic. Smallville, Harry Potter, Ocean's Eleven, The OC. Warrior Angel. Whatever you write, I'll read.

Mainly it's because I can believe every single word you write. You say Harry and Neville are the new black? I believe it. You're amazingly versatile, eloquent, verbose, etc. etc. etc.

I comment every once in a while, but I can be shy. I'm trying to change that.

Don't be shy, say hi. I only bite if you ask nicely and you've had all your shots. You know in this day and age you have to take precautions. Also, thank you for all your kind words about my writing. Would you like a cookie?

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I'm here because I'm your mom #2, and I have to make sure you're eating your vegetables and not taking up with strange men.

*puts video game on pause and gazes at Seth intently* He's not strange, mom, he's just like me. Literally. As for the veggies *eyes lima beans hiding in napkin* you know, I think the potato is the best veggie ever, don't you?

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I started reading for the SV fic, but I friended you because of Harry/Neville. I don't comment much because I'm shy of new people. Sounds silly, but it's true.

Feel the Neville love! Also, hi, would you like a cookie?

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I probably don't feedback as often as I should because I'm a bad, bad slacker sometimes. But I'm here because you give great Lex and you write Warrior Angel too.