Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

[hackthis_archive]

So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, I friended you because of your fic; I've stayed because you can bring the funny and the thoughtful entries and because you write a kick-ass "Warrior Angel".

I also think Jeff Buckley is god.

A WA fan?! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, that's just so cool. I have to say that. *high fives muses*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Before I had you on my friends list, I saw quite a few links to fics of yours - so I t00bed over and read them, left comments, and then realized very intelligently later that maybe I should friend you so that I didn't always have to rely on links. :P

So here I am, and enjoying every minute of it. :D

Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself and welcome to the party. Cookie?

Re: My compliments to the chef!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF

Well that's a change, somebody who's not here for the slash? Wow, and also, hello! Welcome to the party, would you like a cookie?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

As usual, I'm just here for the pie. Do you think there's some pineapple-pie around here somewhere?

*drops plate of cookies* Pie? There's pie? I love pie!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Like the icon says...

Oh, wait. I like O.C. and Smallville fic. This is what I do--write it and read it. You write it, therefore, I am here. I'm a little behind in reading/feedback, but I'll catch up one of these days, honest!

Yes, I'm here for the sex, too, I completely understand.

Re: Hurm..

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have to say though, now that you've brought it up that I don't think I can remember a time when you've ever commented on something I've posted. I can only conclude that you friended me back out of politeness and have nice filters up. That was nice of you but unnecessary, I know very well that my journal isn't all that exciting.

*gasps* I never commented? No, that's can't be right. Never at all? Okay, open mouth, insert foot sans condiments. I'm so sorry, Barbana, this is several months late and at least $20 short, but I do enjoy your art greatly. Your drawings are superb, and even though I will never write Snape/Harry (no, dude. just, no) I think your Snape pictures are brilliant.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Speaking of people being 'da bomb' did you watch the OC last week? I don't care if you don't watch the show, Lucas was on it, you need to see this episode. Yes, really. It's repeating tonight, you have to watch it, so you can write SV fic about it. Please. Please?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hi ::waves hand::

I was hopelessly addicted to your writing and figured your lj would be the best place to get the goodies. So, I've been lurking.

I also like your recs on fandom essays and writings. So, I added your lj on my favorite list and lurked upon it quite often.

The stuff you put on your lj is also interesting to me and I don't want to miss any of it because I'm greedy that way. =p Besides, my fav. list was getting very big and I got lazy lurking everybody's lj one by one, so I picked a few that is really special to me, dropped in to say hello and friended them to maximize my lurking opportunity.

And that's how the story goes. XD

Wow. Okay, and also wow. You like my tiny reccs and my stories and you came out of lurkerdom to say hello. See, this is what this entire post was hoping for. Not the story-love or anything, even though that's great, just matching up an LJ with an intro or something. Hi! *waves happily*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mostly I don't comment because I'm not doing a very good job of breaking my lurking habit. But, I visit often because I know I'll enjoy whatever you write, even if it's not my fandom. Plus, you bitch in a way I don't quite have the guts to do in public, and I know if I need musical recs I can peruse your music selections and find something I'll like. So I like that, too.

*laughs* This is one of the kindest things anybody's ever said. Thank you, and don't be a stranger.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'll read any Smallville or HP you write. I haven't been reading The OC, just because I've never seen it and don't have time for another show. But I still love you!

You want to watch the OC, you know you do, don't fake! Look at how pretty they are. *points at icon*

Re: me too:)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

hey, I'm here for the fic too! sv, hp, whatever, I love your stories. sorry I haven't commented before, I mostly lurk - although lately I don't even have the time to do that. *g*

No worries, it's very nice to meet you. *waves*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I give great Lex. That's one of the best, most prurient sounding, compliments I've had in ages. Thank you!

*cracks up* Thank you.

[barbana.livejournal.com]

though I will never write Snape/Harry (no, dude. just, no)

Ehehehe...makes your eyes bleed huh? Ahaha!

Ok fine be that way, I'll just enjoy your other fiction. :-)

Psst...sarong fic, you know you wanna!

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

*smooths back hair*
*straightens skirt*
*pushes out chest*

*aims for nonchalance*

Hey.

and another thing

[mmedefarge.livejournal.com]

actually, I also notice that you are always listening to top notch music, which although is a very shallow reason to add someone to a 'friends' list is none the less important.

I am wondering now..you are up to 113 comments, are you going to have time to read these? Are you going to have time to respond? If you don't comment wouldn't you be perpetuating the very crux of your argument/question? In space can you hear me scream?

Re: My compliments to the chef!

[mmedefarge.livejournal.com]

I would prefer a creme brulee if you have one handy.

[chinae.livejournal.com]

Why am I here?

Well it's because of Smallville, then it became about O.C.

I like your stories, your writing style, how much you seem to care about the characters, and how much you've allow me to fall in love with them when I see them through your lenses.

It's all about the art, the art of writing.

A fan.

[fearlessdiva.livejournal.com]

I friended you because you're almost as big a pervert as I am, and you are really good at casting musicals.

But you still can't make me watch The O.C.

[cyclogenesis.livejournal.com]

Well! I originally friended you because you friended me and I was like, oh, she has written good SV fic, and now she is writing my fandom. Glee!

And then you were making with the porn for awhile, and I was like, yeah! H/D! Bobby/John! Clark/Lex! Woo-ha!

And then you stopped writing porn and started writing in fandoms I have no context for. I am so bitter, Zahra, so very, very bitter.

[implebeian.livejournal.com]

::beams::

You rock my socks!!
I so worship you.
*heart* XD

[andariell.livejournal.com]

After all the drooling I've done over your stories, I'm betting you don't need to be told why I'm here.

However, that's not the only reason by a long shot.

I nubbed you before you ever had an LJ. I love your wit, and your absolute giddiness, and pretty much everything about you. I remember the first time we emailed and I couldn't get the smile off my face for days afterward. Even if you never wrote another story, I'd still be here, wallowing in your cuteness.

Yeah, I'm a Zahra fan, fic and otherwise. *pins on fanclub button*

[rihani.livejournal.com]

*pins Offical Cool Chick button on* You like Jeff = you are cool with me.

*hugs button* yay! :) And yes, I love Jeff...his music is my anchor when I'm getting a little too far into (the bad) insanity. *turns on 'Nightmares by the Sea'*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*waves pretty boys*

You will watch the OC. You will watch the OC.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

And then you stopped writing porn and started writing in fandoms I have no context for. I am so bitter, Zahra, so very, very bitter.

Dude, turn on the TV and watch the OC. Stop faking. Also, you need to get with the Harry/Neville program. Neville is hot, don't sleep.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why am I here?

Well it's because of Smallville, then it became about O.C.

I like your stories, your writing style, how much you seem to care about the characters, and how much you've allow me to fall in love with them when I see them through your lenses.

It's all about the art, the art of writing.

A fan.

I am in love with my characters, so I'm glad that shows. Thank you so much for all your kind words from one fan to another.