I have no idea, man. I think I friended you because I like your writing and then I stuck around because you say stuff that I find interesting. I'm not sure. Generally I go on random friending kicks and just friend left and right for a while. So, um, I guess you could say I'm just a friendly neighborhood shady character. Watch out, I'll flash your children.

Okay, see? Don't you wih you'd never asked? I think people often feel that way with me. Life's a country song, and I need to lay off the Aqua late at night.