Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

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So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

My compliments to the chef!

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I must admit, mostly I just read your posts and not the fic. I don't quite understand fanfic or slash or whatever the proper term is, for some reason. However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF

Re: My compliments to the chef!

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However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF

Well that's a change, somebody who's not here for the slash? Wow, and also, hello! Welcome to the party, would you like a cookie?

Re: My compliments to the chef!

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I would prefer a creme brulee if you have one handy.