Damn skippy! He also needs a new haircut and stop wearing that necklace thing. He looks like the guy that's married to Jessica Simpson.
Oh my god, isn't he about the most high-maintenance dude you ever did see? What exfoliator does he use, and where can I pick it up. He needs to cut back on the hair gel, and yes the necklace must go. Luke, baby, you're not fooling anybody.
I think I will call Ryan Goldie now, he needs a nickname. Oh, Goldie, let me give you a hug. No, Goldie doesn't work. Damn.
Ryan is gonna get his damned heart broken when Seth goes to college and meets someone new. Tragic!
No, not Goldie, cos then I'll start thinking about the real Goldie, who was actually dead funny in Snatch. Shit, now I wanna see that. Anyway, why did you have to say that about the college thing? Damn you! Now my brain is all 'that's so sad. oooh, write it bitch, write it now!'
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Damn skippy! He also needs a new haircut and stop wearing that necklace thing. He looks like the guy that's married to Jessica Simpson.
Oh my god, isn't he about the most high-maintenance dude you ever did see? What exfoliator does he use, and where can I pick it up. He needs to cut back on the hair gel, and yes the necklace must go. Luke, baby, you're not fooling anybody.
I think I will call Ryan Goldie now, he needs a nickname. Oh, Goldie, let me give you a hug. No, Goldie doesn't work. Damn.
Ryan is gonna get his damned heart broken when Seth goes to college and meets someone new. Tragic!
No, not Goldie, cos then I'll start thinking about the real Goldie, who was actually dead funny in Snatch. Shit, now I wanna see that. Anyway, why did you have to say that about the college thing? Damn you! Now my brain is all 'that's so sad. oooh, write it bitch, write it now!'
There are a lot of voices in my head.