And guh to the car...I just clicked on the link. Yowza! Lex could seduce a rock with that car. Or his smile...take your pick.

For all the attention Lex is bestowing on the car, he might as well jump on the hood and give the car a lap dance.

That killed me. Thanks for posting!

Yes, as I mentioned before this story was really an exercise in me having as many laughs as possible, and the though of Lex doing a lap dance? Oh, the humor knows no bounds.