quick qualification: I've been watching Alias since the beginning. I just figured out that Sark is not just sexy but Uber Sexy this season. I can catch you up on back story if you need it. But why bother? It'll just confuse you more.

Okay, so you are in the know, this is good, in case I decide to write Sark. Which I'm not. But if I do, I will come to you.