But now that Seth-on-NyQuil bunny is shuffling about, like the undead thing it is. It's snuffling at my legs, dammit. Do you know what a zombie plotbunny's noise feels like

Actually, I *do* know that noise, it's the same noise that neglected muses make when you add another fandom to the mix. It's a lament/voodoo curse-type thing.