Poor little me? Whatever.

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You ever have one of those mornings when you’re all “Fuck this, I’m taking my toys and going home to the nearest bar and having lots of alcohol and then getting off with multiple strangers?” (Or some variation thereof.)

I was like that until I was graced by the kindness of two of my favorite people: serialkarma and ethrosdemon. They both wrote something for my upcoming Unbirthday, which is very cool of them, since, as it was pointed out, I tend to be cagey about what I want. Unless it’s icons. (Cookie Monster Icons! Oscar the Grouch Icons! Seth icons!) I digress.

Read: "H" Is for "Houdini," and also "Handcuffs" and Summer

They’ll make your life better, too.

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I describe such days in graphic terms as days when the only thing to do is "drink tequila and get fucked up the ass." The kind of day when you know you're either going to end it in prison or hospital.

That is totally it.

*high fives*

Here, I have a big old plate of word, just for you.