hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2003-11-26 10:02 pm

Say what?

I should be in bed. I should not be drinking, but dammit, who cares? It’s true what they say -- nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, kids... unless it’s suddenly taken on an eerie resemblance to a proctology exam.


The Good

+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.

+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.

+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.

+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!

+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!

+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).

+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?

+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?

+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!

+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*


The Bad

+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?

+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?


WTF

+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.

+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]


Nuts

*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!

+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.


Questions that have been bugging me for weeks

+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?


Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating his motherMarissa. Daddy Warbucks tries to break up our happy home. Marissa fails Kleptomania 101, and Seth has to make a decision that will affect the rest of his life. Or at least his sex life.

[identity profile] quinnponders.livejournal.com 2003-11-26 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched the ep on Tuesday but I just have to say that I've been chanting the IwillnotlikeLuke since then and it isn't working at all. I find myself even entertaining thoughts of Ryan/Luke and am even more disturbed. Writing 1000x I' will be faithful to Seth/Ryan' isn't helping either. ::cries::