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hackthis_archive) wrote2003-11-26 10:02 pm
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Say what?
I should be in bed. I should not be drinking, but dammit, who cares? It’s true what they say -- nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, kids... unless it’s suddenly taken on an eerie resemblance to a proctology exam.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating hismotherMarissa. Daddy Warbucks tries to break up our happy home. Marissa fails Kleptomania 101, and Seth has to make a decision that will affect the rest of his life. Or at least his sex life.
The Good
+Are you a Trojan man, Ryan? *dies laughing* I know some people who *really* want to know.
+Seth’s Soul Train line in his robe. Priceless. That is so fic money. Wait until Ryan catches him practicing in the bathroom.
+Fried food and beer is your friend! Your best friend.
+”You have to get in.” And to think Luke was talking about the car!
+Anna and Summer bonding. Wheee!
+I liked Anna’s star earrings (for a change).
+I love that Looney Tunes with the monster in it. Why was Seth faking like he wasn’t watching?
+So, Luke, now that you’ve had the smackdown as opposed to giving it to somebody, namely Seth, how about them apples?
+Sandy’s porn stash on the PC. SEE! I am vindicated, they have the PC, Seth has a Mac. HA!
+”I’m still Seth Cohen.“ That closing scene with the four of them was sooooo money. *loves on show*
The Bad
+Anna, baby, don’t kill any more Sesame Street characters to use their fur as hats, okay?
+How distressed was Seth when he thought Ryan was becoming friends with his tormentor? How distressed was Sandy to learn about the kissage second-hand? How distressed did everybody else’s distress make me? How much have I had to drink tonight?
WTF
+Normally a Lexus dealer wouldn’t put a Mustang (hello, Henry Ford) on his showroom floor, thereby taking away valuable space for *his* merchandise.
+[random]Jessica Alba as a dancer a la Flashdance? [insert the hurling here][/random]
Nuts
*chants* IdontlikeLukealittle. IdontlikeLukealittle. (repeats 100 times) Why isn’t it working!
+I don’t see the dirtywrongness of Ryan & Luke. No. And especially no Ryan/Marissa/Luke. No. Definitely of the bad.
Questions that have been bugging me for weeks
+Since Jimmy is way pobre and has no employment, how the hell is he paying for that apartment?
Next week: Ryan comes closer to his Oedipial destiny by dating his
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See, you're wondering about Jimmy and now so am I, but my question? Why were Luke's parents so cool when they met Ryan? Did they not remember the part where Ryan's the kid who, you know, burning down the house, son spent night in jail? Did Luke not even tell his mother about Ryan and the illegal side-tackle of jealousy? Cause I don't know that I would have been so welcoming and rah rah if it were me and I had knew those things about this kid. But maybe they didn't.
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I do think I would not be happy to see Ryan walking into my house if Luke were *my* son, but his mother did have a lot of other things to worry about.