p.p.p.s [sekrit aside] I heard there are things happening on your set that are shady. Here's some advice to share with your peeps: "Don't stick your dick, or spread your legs, where you get your paycheck. All of the bad." Just saying. [/sekrit aside]

Word. Just, yeah, fucking word. These rumors are making me all sad and stuff. Be smarter, O.C. peeps.

I'm beginning to suspect that Josh has a microphone wire hidden somewhere in my dorm room. Seriously, do you KNOW how many times I've called Carson Daly a "ginormous tool"? In that exact phrase? Because it's a really big number. And the Master and Commander thing...damn, if he didn't tailor this show specifically for you, I'm starting to think he did it for me, too.

Now if only Marissa would just get hit by a bus.