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~~Dear~~Dearest Josh STOP

I fucking loved the revisiting of Episode 1 STOP

Especially the bit with the map STOP

And the bit with Ryan doing his 8 Mile thing. I missed the hoodie! STOP

You rock STOP

Except for the Marissa thing STOP

Clearly you have Tahiti issues, but that’s okay. When you go, take me with you. I will make you lots of mixed drinks STOP

All my thanks
Me

p.s. A thousand times over did I cheer when Seth laid the verbal smackdown on Marissa. I can't believe he didn't take any Cap'n Crunch on his trip though.

p.p.s I agree with

ethrosdemon about Theresa -- I used to really really like her. She never struck me as the sort who would forget about the condom though. No cookie for that kind of stupidity -- I don't care if you're fucking Jude Law.

Scene: Bar; Conversation: semi-verbatim; Noise level: High
[Loud, live music from other room. Bartenders and barflies flirting]

Friend of Hackthis: I want you to meet L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: [Drinking mucho cerveza] Huh?
FoHT: This is L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: Lana?
FofHT: No, Laura.
HT: Oh, Laura. Dude, I thought you said Lana. You know Lara and Lana are a lot alike, namewise. I mean if it’s Laura without a ‘u’. All you have to do is change a letter and, that’s it! That’s why Clark fell for Lana in the first place.
FofHT to L-person: She’s drunk; please ignore her.
HT: Seriously though, dude, all you have to do is swap a letter, and blam! Lara becomes Lana. Oh my god does Clark have mom-issues.
FofHT: You are cut off.
HT: Just think about it. Seriously.
FofHT: Geek.
HT: Whatever, buy me a drink and I’ll tell you about Bruce and Dick. [music cuts out] Everybody wants to hear about Dick!
[Entire bar erupts]

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