Fandom junk. Really.

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DearDearest Josh STOP

I fucking loved the revisiting of Episode 1 STOP

Especially the bit with the map STOP

And the bit with Ryan doing his 8 Mile thing. I missed the hoodie! STOP

You rock STOP

Except for the Marissa thing STOP

Clearly you have Tahiti issues, but that’s okay. When you go, take me with you. I will make you lots of mixed drinks STOP

All my thanks
Me

p.s. A thousand times over did I cheer when Seth laid the verbal smackdown on Marissa. I can't believe he didn't take any Cap'n Crunch on his trip though.

p.p.s I agree with ethrosdemon about Theresa -- I used to really really like her. She never struck me as the sort who would forget about the condom though. No cookie for that kind of stupidity -- I don't care if you're fucking Jude Law.



Scene: Bar; Conversation: semi-verbatim; Noise level: High
[Loud, live music from other room. Bartenders and barflies flirting]

Friend of Hackthis: I want you to meet L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: [Drinking mucho cerveza] Huh?
FoHT: This is L-blahblahblah
Hackthis: Lana?
FofHT: No, Laura.
HT: Oh, Laura. Dude, I thought you said Lana. You know Lara and Lana are a lot alike, namewise. I mean if it’s Laura without a ‘u’. All you have to do is change a letter and, that’s it! That’s why Clark fell for Lana in the first place.
FofHT to L-person: She’s drunk; please ignore her.
HT: Seriously though, dude, all you have to do is swap a letter, and blam! Lara becomes Lana. Oh my god does Clark have mom-issues.
FofHT: You are cut off.
HT: Just think about it. Seriously.
FofHT: Geek.
HT: Whatever, buy me a drink and I’ll tell you about Bruce and Dick. [music cuts out] Everybody wants to hear about Dick!
[Entire bar erupts]

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Even if I want to smack Seth for acting like an inconsiderate, spoiled brat.

You know I'm always down for smacking Seth when he gets out of line, but the whole wobbly chin and the damp eyes got him his pass. He was afraid he'd like attach himself to Ryan's leg and beg him to stay. I can't believe he didn't actually. That's a good opening line for a story. Hmmm.

PS. I also got my copy of Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay today. Yay!

Prepare to improv your life!

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Um, improve. IMPROVE. You could improv too, if you like writing that way I mean.