It's a hard knock life.

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a) lalejandra wrote me a crackalicious The O.C./My So-Called Life crossover (because she's the bomb, yo!), which I know everybody wants to read right-the-fuck-now, because I know everybody still wants a piece of Jordan Catalano.

2) Someone please explain to me why Ang Lee is angsting about a fucking kiss on a gay film that *he* signed up to do, obviously knowing what the film was about!? The entire film is around this relationship. It's not like this is some new shit that the studio suggested or something. WTF! I guess this means we're not getting any of The Sex. Ang Lee is on my list now.

c) Also, who bought the Dukes of Hazzard DVD's? I know somebody did. Don't fake. Where's the Smallville story where Uncle Luke comes to visit for real?

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*adds Ang Lee to list* Maybe if he has a problem with it, then he shouldn't do gay-type movies. But that blurb made me love Jake all the more, for copping to having had same sex crushes.

Haven't bought the Dukes DVDs yet, but I'm totally going to. Possibly my first fandom. I have a Luke Duke doll (gift from friend) that's 1 of 12,000 made. Weird thing is the box lists Merle Haggard as singing the theme instead of Waylon Jennings.

Where's the Smallville story where Uncle Luke comes to visit for real?

Can't write, but I'd read the hell out of it.

Check it out, Dukesfest2004. (http://www.cootersplace.com/dukesfest2004.html)

Oh, wow, for $46 (incl. shipping and handling) you can get your DVDs autographed by Ben Jones (Cooter). Tempting.

I just spent 15 min. surfing www.cootersplace.com. Sheesh.

Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will...

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And now you've got me *thinking* about this fic. Darn it...

Bo and Luke could be Pa Kent’s nephews. You know the General Lee would end up getting blown up. And now I’m picturing Bo/Lex, with Clark getting all jealous… Chloe loses her reporter cool over Luke's southern charm. Daisy would kick Lana’s ass for being stuck-up. Cooter would stand in Lex’s garage and drool and drool and drool until security chased him off. Uncle Jesse and Lionel would have a showdown that ends with Jesse pulling a shotgun.

Alternatively, the SV peeps take a field trip to Hazzard County where Boss Hogg is on Lionel’s payroll running *green* shine… Rosco’s and Enos’ patrol cars get blown up. Clark gets hit with dynamite arrows, and no one can figure out how he survives. At the end, REM gets caught speeding and has to perform at the Boar’s Nest as their punishment.

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I knew I was going to lose my shit when you brought in Cooter. Dude, you know the FCC would never let anybody have that for a name now.