hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-07-11 10:27 am

I got hit by a bus, baby!

So. I was minding my own fucking business yesterday when I got accosted by a new fandom. In broad daylight. I want to file a formal complaint with the authorities for real. Seriously, I have plenty of fandoms at home; I can't bring a stray back! There's no room in the garage; I have Ultimate Fantastic Four camped out in the front yard; I'm already on probation for trying to smuggle Sark and Will through the back door! I suspect it's my own damn fault for underestimating Spider-Man 2 anyway. I mean I saw the subtexty-goodness in the first one and was all, eh, not with Tobey McGuire please, and then I went on my merry little way. And then I saw S2 and was all, no, go away, not gonna happen. I'm not pairing Spider-Man and James Dean!

Goddamn James Dean Harry Osborne.


Spider-Man 1&2: The Movie
Disclaimer: I don't know this fandom. I'm not even going to pretend. I'm just exorcising this bunny before it festers.

All Roads Lead to Rome





Peter stops touching him after his dad's funeral, and Harry's not sure if it's because Peter thinks he needs time or space or something else that Harry really doesn't need at all. If he wants time and space, he'll buy it. He'll move. Actually, he could move, hell, they could move into his dad's place, but Peter won't even let Harry pay all the bills so there's no chance he'll move into the penthouse Harry grew up in.

Harry already knows before he asks that Peter will say no; that doesn't stop him from asking though, and that's when he notices the thing with touching, because Harry's talking to Peter, and Peter's just looking at Harry like -- like someone he wants to touch, but can’t or won’t.

Harry didn't even realize how much he missed Peter’s casual hands on the shoulder until he realized it had been three months since he‘d felt one, but now, when Peter reaches out, he freezes in mid-air, and they both see it. And that's that.

This doesn't stop Peter from making up some lame excuse about work and taking off.

This doesn’t stop Harry from watching him leave.


*



Harry keeps expecting to come home and find Peter and MJ fumbling on the sofa. He keeps expecting to come home and find Peter with someone who's not him. Harry's never been good with sharing, and thankfully this never happens, but the anticipation doesn't help at all.

Neither does the drinking, but that's nobody's business but his own.


*



Peter moves out after Harry goes through his room looking for Spider-Man's contact information. Harry's not sure if he's expecting to find it on a post-in or a matchbook or on the back of a head-shot made out to My Favorite Photographer, but Peter's not with him and MJ's not with him and his father is gone, and it's all that freak's fault. Harry doesn't mean to invade Peter's privacy, but it's like Peter's chosen Spider-Man over Harry, even though he killed Harry's father and that's just so fucked up and wrong. Harry could, would, give Peter anything he wants, and Peter won't help him with this one thing at all. It's so small, and Peter's supposed to be his best friend. Peter's supposed to be his --

Still, it's not like Peter catches Harry looking through his stuff, but he just seems to know anyway. He doesn't accuse Harry or anything, he just looks at him with those eyes, and Harry goes out and gets shit-faced drunk.


*



He doesn't remember calling the apartment and getting the answering machine, but the messages are there when he gets home, and Peter's not.

There's nothing better than multiple, slurring messages declaring how much Harry loves Peter to entice Harry to throw up all over the floor.

So he does.


*



Harry knows that Peter's not going to move back in with his Aunt May; he can feel it in his bones. So he hires someone to track Peter down and make sure he's okay. Harry will wait if he has to; for Peter, Harry can wait.

For Spider-Man -- well, that's a different matter altogether.


*



Harry's first board meeting is a confusing, infuriating rush of condolences and nervous executives, and afterwards all he wants is a drink. All he wants to do is to talk to Pete, but when he goes home, Peter's not there.

No one's there, but his father's strange ceremonial headmasks; and Harry is all alone.


*



Pete? Pete it's me, Harry.

Look, I'm sorry, man, for whatever. I know the Spider-Man thing isn't your fault.

We should get together soon. Call me.



*



Peter Parker, this is the Voice of Doom. You never call your best friend, Harry Osborne, anymore and he's going to send someone to get you.

Okay, I'm kidding, but seriously, Pete, what does someone have to do to get you to call him back? Kidnap Spider-Man?



*



Pete, man, you are a hard guy to get hold of. Where are you living anyway that you've got your own phone service? The girl who answered sounds about twel -- . Call me, man. We haven't talked in forever.


*



Peter has this unerring ability to frustrate Harry more than anyone else; he guesses this is what love is all about. Correction: he knows this must be love, because Harry never got this frustrated with MJ, and maybe this is why Harry never really goes after Spider-Man as much as he could. Not because he doesn’t want justice, but because he doesn’t want to lose Peter as much as he already has, and it's clear that there’s some sort of connection between Peter and Spider-Man that Harry can’t seem to sever. Maybe, if he’s lucky, Peter will come back. Or maybe luck has nothing to do with it. His dad always said that luck was for suckers, and maybe what Harry really needs to do is to get rid of Spider-Man and help the entire process along.



-end-

[identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
First, this is me pointing and laughing at you and the fandom that followed you home. Repeat after me, "I need a new fandom like I need a hole in the head --- oooooh, shiny!"

Second, this is me mentioning that it's Spider-Man.

Third, this is me saying screw the hyphen because this is so damn fantastic. You've got Harry swaying on the edge and though Peter's not "on-stage" for most of the piece, it's clear that he's right there, too, trying to keep everything in balance and caught in that moment just before failing utterly.

Crash and burn, baby, and take everything you care about with you. There's just so many levels of love and hate and angst and general fucked-upness.

I know what you mean about Tobey Maguire. Eh. But then all of a sudden in was Tobey Maguire and Willem Dafoe, and Alfred Molina, and James Franco (please imagine you hear the echoing JamesJamesJames FrancoFrancoFranco that their chemisty requires).

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
What? Why? Dude, that's like saying you're only going to buy one pair of shoes, because you think the other doesn't match anything in your closet. It's absurd!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

You really have to be wary of those airborne viruses.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for reading!

I've found that when in doubt, faking it works very well.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's all about James Franco's hypnotizing lower lip. And that heroes always, always, always make the worst best friends/lovers.

And you should write more Harry. Because James Dean Harry is the new Lex.


You are evol. *pets Lex* I would never succumb to the pretty so easily -- okay, who am I kidding? You? Yeah, me neither.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Whoops! Aunt May, right! *changes* Also, dude, you should totally see the movie; I was pretty shocked at how much I enjoyed it, I have to say.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Heheh. Harry/Peter. And "You killed my father!" spans like three fandoms now is it?

OMG, during the entire movie I was all 'My name is Inigo Montoya!, err, Harry Osborne.' I'm so, so glad you liked this, thank you for your wonderful comments.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
You two crack my shit up. That is all.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you know you want to write more Spidey 2 slash. James Franco is just too, too pretty not to. And so sexy when he's pathetically in love with Peter.

What? No, I don't! *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalalalalalala. I'm not listening to you. Bloody enablers...

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Harry/Peter relationship in the second movie really really reminds me of the Clark/Lex in Smallville. Is that just me because I stopped watching Smallville this season, but I've seen seasons 1 and 2.

No, it was pretty clear to me too. I wasn't thinking of Lex and Clark at the time, but the parallels are unmistakably apparent.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
I know! I mean, dude, he slapped Peter. Not punched, but *slapped*. What's up with that? That's one of those, 'you hurt me, but I don't want to hurt you too much or I won't get laid later' things.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

JF's been the next big thing for years, ever since he did the James Dean biopic for TNT.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, I'm so pleased you liked it so much!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Like I would say no to you... unless you wanted like a kidney. Of course you can.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
The minute the film was over, I was all 'must have fic!' I'm so glad you enjoyed it, thank you for your kind comments.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, when I was done watching it, I just stared at the screen like 'wow. V gay.'

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome! I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading this, and I'm glad you de-lurked too. Everybody should de-lurk and say hi!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you liked the story, thanks!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
the first movie didn't say peter/harry to me but it set it up. and then... yes, with the drunken slapping? mmhmm. and you are so perfectly capturing spurned-unrequite-lover-harry here. it's delightful in its angsty mopefulness.

My sentiments exactly. With the first one, I could smell it, but it wasn't quite right, but with this one? It's like they needed to make up for the deficency, which worked just fine for me. I mean drunken 'slapping'? What man slaps another man unless sex is involved somehow?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
It was so slashier than the first one, and thanks for reading!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

I see you trying to trick me, but it won't work. I am going back to HP directly. Except for that other piece I wrote this morning, but that's it.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
They are very Clark/Lex, aren't they? It's the foundation for any good comic book really, jaded ex-lovers.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
First, this is me pointing and laughing at you and the fandom that followed you home. Repeat after me, "I need a new fandom like I need a hole in the head --- oooooh, shiny!"

*sighs*

You know that's exactly what happened, right?

Second, this is me mentioning that it's Spider-Man.

*nods* Done. (I said I didn't know what I was doing. Just sayin'.)


I know what you mean about Tobey Maguire. Eh. But then all of a sudden in was Tobey Maguire and Willem Dafoe, and Alfred Molina, and James Franco (please imagine you hear the echoing JamesJamesJames FrancoFrancoFranco that their chemisty requires).

Word. Really, one big plate of word, just for you.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-07-12 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Underneath it all, I am actually a sixteen year-old boy, build on angst and sarcasm. Oh, god that would explain a lot. Seriously though, I'm so pleased you liked this, thanks for comemnting. There was something about Harry that just said 'I've been done wrong!' that I couldn't resist.

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