Inquiring minds say WTF!

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1. Spider-Man peeps, read Riptide by veuki. It's the shit. Speaking of Spider-Man, I finally remembered the one thing that really got on my tits with the movie that they never resolved They never bothered to tell us what was up with his powers coming and going and disappearing. I mean it was a fucking running theme the entire time and then pfft! -- the movie ended (and I was a bit blinded by the slash I admit). Can somebody explain to me what happened? Was it a lack of belief issue or something? Performance anxiety? What, he wasn't get any so he couldn't give any? Way to drop the baton, PTB.

2. torchthisnow has some brilliant OC fic here. Summer/Anna and Summer/Seth, because who doesn’t love Summer? Really?

3. Alias people where’s the m/m slash? Where’s the Will/Vaughn? That was all over season two. So was that Spy Daddy/Will. Don’t fake on me now! (Yes, I did read _blip_'s story, Six Months which was fucking brilliant. That's why I want more! More more more!

I must write something. Suggestions? Improv words? Random angsty lyrics?

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like he ever comes when I call. Pfft.

Sark: I understand you're in need of my services?
Me: Uh, yeah. How do you feel about getting laid?
Sark: Excuse me?
Me: Getting laid! Doing the horizontal tango! Taking one for the team!
Sark: I work alone.
Me *sotto voce*: Isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place?
Sark: If you're going to talk badly about me our business here is done, and might I also suggest you prepare your final will...
Me: WILL!
Sark: That is what I said, perhaps you're hard of hearing?
Me: No, I mean you and Will. How'd you feel about that?
Sark: That weak, sniveling...
Me: Hey man, he killed your girl, give him some credit.
Sark: Absolutely not.
Me: But he's pretty! I know you don't want to touch Vaughn with somebody else's, so c'mon.
Sark: Some one else's what? Why do you persist in speaking in this horrible approximation of the English language? I know for a fact that you speak...
Me: One more word and I'll do a crossover, just to have you killed.
Sark: Quite.
Sark to Celli You really want us to work together? You must be mad.
Me: What he said.

[celli]

bahahaha!

I apologize. I'm not sure to whom, but I definitely apologize. *grins*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Crack. Clearly that's what's in the water over there. There's no other explanation.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's all his fault, dude, seriously.