I go away on a wee holiday and the world does it's nut. Huh.

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I love holidays. I may not come back from the next one, but since I had to come back from this one let's talk about some of the things that I pondered over my electronic-free week.

1. So, the Olympics... OMG can I have a Hamm twin? If Fred and George were Muggles, they would so be the Hamm twins. *pets Morgan and Paul* Also, I know everybody and their grandparents is on that Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe trip. I know this because Ian was so unimpressed by Michael which made me laugh, but I have to say I have mad love for Gary Hall Jr., because he's totally Johnny Bravo in real life.

2. Why did no one tell me about Nip/Tuck before? Sweet Jesus. Until last week I'd only seen the first three episodes of S1 even though random_flores had loaned me her DVDs, and my first impression had been that Matt doesn't look like Sean -- he looks like a cloned Peter Gallagher(which I chalked up to that inexplicable telly casting), and OMG is Matt crushing on Christian? Also, Sean and Christian = so married. And then I saw the last two episodes for this season... Dude, I thought that Matt didn't look like Sean, and hey, it's because Christian is his daddy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's a shame I can't slash'em now, but OMG, Sean and Christian are so in angsty turmoil with Sean's repressed love and Christan's over compensating for Sean's repression. I mean seriously, what man tells another man I loved you the most without being 50 miles past Obsessed? And then? THREESOME! I bet the prostitute just watched. Yes. Dude, where's the Nip/Tuck slash, don't hide it from me people! I have needs. Also, Rescue Me rocks.

3. I'm blown away by the results of the Citrus Awards. Apparently I won for Best Fight Scene in a Fic: Telegraph Avenue; Best HoYay (Ryan/Seth) Fic: Telegraph Avenue; Best Original Character: Telegraph Avenue (Jamie) (what, no Rex love?!); Best Overall Fic: Telegraph Avenue and Best Title: Seth as a Verb.

Wow. From the bottom of my depraved heart, thank you guys for this. I'm so pleased that you enjoy what I do. I can't tell you how much it means to me. *adores everybody with that just-back-from-holiday Zen*

4. WTF, sort of 90210-crack has Josh been smoking? The Bait Shop? Oy vey. How cheesy. How sad. Didn't we all agree that after the Oliver-debacle you would put the pipe down, baby?

5. What did I miss while I was away? Reccs? Sex? Chocolate? Did somebody finally buy me my own SarkLexSethNevilleDraco? Shall I expect delivery directly? How exciting!

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Also, I know everybody and their grandparents is on that Michael Phelps/Ian Thorpe trip. I know this because Ian was so unimpressed by Michael which made me laugh, but I have to say I have mad love for Gary Hall Jr., because he's totally Johnny Bravo in real life.

Dude. I've been in love with Gary Hall Jr since Atlanta in 1996. I'd let that boy give me CACTUPUNCTURE (hahahahahaha!!) anytime he wants! ;-)

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I'd let that boy give me CACTUPUNCTURE (hahahahahaha!!) anytime he wants! ;-)

AHHHHHHHHHH! I was totally going to mention that in my post, but then I was all 'Dez, is gonna think I'm nuts, she won't even remember,' but you do! *adores Dez*

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Of course I remember! How could I ever forget? Cactupuncture will forever be burned in my brain when I see anything related to Johnny Bravo. ;)