Oh wow. We are so on the same wavelength. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/starstillwonder/47003.html#cutid1)

Jack and Boone argue over Jack leaving Boone to drown to go save the other drowning chick. Jack chooses Boone. Boone sulks. OMG it's the gayest thing ever!

It really, really is.

Locke pulls Jack to safety and them roll all over each other. OMG theirloveissogeriatricandwrong!

Wow, I'm SO glad I wasn't the only one who went to that wrongbadew place.

Dude, Sun's husband? Such a chauvinistic git.

They should kill him and eat him. Except he'd probably be stringy. And okay, what part of Korea does he come from? The part that's stuck in the '30s or something?

Claire/Kate moment. Hmmm.

Again, thank God I'm not the only one.

Maybe the polar bears drank Coke or something.

BWAHAHAHA. You crack me up.

Enter Charlie, stage left. He goes mental when he sees Boone hitting on his girl, I guess he didn't the 'Jack is fucking Boone' memo.

Seriously, Charlie. Boone is too pretty to be straight isn't hitting on your girl! Why would he go for pregnant Tess Claire when he can have hotmansex with Jack?

Boone/Sawyer! Show me the money people!

Someone needs to write it. NOW. *eyes ficinabottle hopefully*