start as you mean to go on...

1. Lar is a goddess. Everybody bow down right. now. She redesigned Dysfunctional and it's SO beautiful I just go to stare.

2. It's andariell's birthday.

Happy Birthday, Andy!

This is for you.

( Beta'd by Hope, Written for Slodwick's Stephen King Challenge and Andy's Birthday - I present: Low Men in Yellow Coats )