idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

This is unbetad.

This is also clearly insane.

But serialkarma had the friggin nerve to talk about superheroes unionizing...


Smallville/JLA/Warrior Angel/DC Comics/Marvel x-over
Superheroes Local 101

( That’s Superman all the way – big head, big heart, big cock – Hey! )

First order of business, rosenho put together a cracking SV ezine together, Ground Zero. Check out all her hard work.



Second order of business, yesterday was lalejandra's birthday, and she's so low key that she didn't even blow anything up to celebrate. Unfortunately I was, err, indisposed yesterday and didn't get to write her anything, but this week? Oh, it's on.

Also, a uh wee crack-fic! crossover for the birthday girl.
Smallville/Harry Potter
Rule #2,812: Beware the Charming Pretty People with Wands
( Lex had rules about fucking people who held him at gunpoint, but a rather long stick wasn’t a gun, strictly speaking )

It’s happy. It’s sarcastic. No, seriously.

Smallville
Lex/Clark
( Quicksand )

There was a scene missing in 'Obsession.' I swear there was.

Smallville
( Even Honesty is Financial Speculation )

This week I have written OC het, SV handcuff porn and LOTRips tinhat (without the hattery).

Today, for a hat trick, Lex/Adam.

Smallville
( The Prodigal Replacement )

Dedicated to serialkarma and happyminion for their excitement about the pairing.

God, it's nice to have a new toy. *rubs hands together gleefully*

One, fleurbleue made me the most lovely art for my Warrior Angel verse, which inspired this small thank you.

Warrior Angel
( While You Were Sleeping )

Two, plum_evil made me the most lovely icon. Thank you!

Three, ( My kind of Christmas Song courtesy of Get Fuzzy )


Four, I need to wipe stuff off my computer. Besides the emptying of the ‘trash bin’ and doing the internet options history wipe, what else is there? And while I’ve got the attention, where can I get a good *free* anti-virus?

It’s the smallest acts of kindness that make the difference in the end. I am a firm believer in this.

( A few random thanks -- 23 days early )

Also, I have been having some serious issues with trying to write again now that Telegraph Avenue is over. I suspect it’s because all my other muses are pissed off that they’ve been around forever and then these upstarts came along and got the first and only epic. Tough shit.

*pokes Lex*

Work with me, damnit!

*silence*

Fine. Who wants to get laid?

*hears crickets in Montana*

Oh-kay. This could be harder than I thought. So, we shall start out small. Completely unbeta’d so that You Know Who can work on You Know What. Both of them, actually. I loves my girls.

It may not be a masterpiece, but it sure as hell made me laugh.


Smallville
( Engine Envy )

Completing this challenge was really touch and go, but I have prevailed, damnit.

SVFF Challenge
Author: hackthis wrote for lolitaluthor
Pairing: Clark/Lex & Lex/Other
Rating: R
Option A: Clark and Lex do Las Vegas. (Completed)
Option B: Clark and Lex as The Godfather. (I almost considered this too.)

Smallville/Ocean’s 11
( Las Vegas Dealer )

*Also, for the lovely serialkarma, who really has gone above and beyond in helping me get things ready for this week, a little something extra. I'd also like to thank andariell for all her IT guru-ness as ten minutes ago I couldn't even get into this file.

( Appendix A: Four Things About Rusty Ryan )

I am busy and expect to be so for a while. If you’re looking for me, e-mail me. I have challenges to answer (none of which are done), but beyond that I don’t expect to be writing or posting a lot for the foreseeable future. Do with that what you will.

Smallville
( Tabula Rasa )

This is dedicated to lyra_sena for forcing me to get Cal and Sean’s shit together. They have now laid siege to my attentions just to remind me that even they were happy once upon a time.

Warrior Angel
( This One Is For You )