I don't know the story you're pimping. Is it C/L? Please say it isn't, and then I will read it.

I do that thing, you know, the sober when not thing. Usually, I am very believable, until I fall over a chair or off the sidewalk. I think that's because I don't need alcohol to make me act like a moron. Since I go around acting like an ass *all* the time, it's hard to tell any difference.