Lots and lots of crack was smoked for this story.

First of all, today is tigress35’s birthday. Happy Birthday, baby girl! Many happy returns of the day, I hope you get everything you want, naked men included!

Secondly, this is kinda sorta written for you (if it's your thing), but also for bonibaru and lalejandra and when Marshall’s involved I have to think of ethrosdemon. Did I mention that this is straight up crack!fic?

Inspired by this conversation, I present the mother of all crossovers:

SV/RPS/HP/LOTRips, or
Lex Luthor/Eminem/Draco Malfoy/Viggo Mortensen and *Guests* in:
Welcome to the Dark Side
( A wizard, a rap star and a multi-billionaire with political aspirations and questionable ethics walk into a bar. )