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Dear General Readers of my Live Journal,

It has been brought to my attention that Ewan McGregor did a film with Ryan Gosling that will be coming out this autumn. For those of you who may not know, I have a thing for JamieOMGWTF! Ryan. If you've come here in the last month, which apparently a lot of you have, in search of the Hayden/Ewan thing, mazeltov, you just hit the jackpot. If your jackpot includes Jude/Ewan/Ryan/Hayden. I mean, before I was just amused, now I'm en fuego (ah, ESPN).

Regards,
A Hack Writer


p.s. Women and children to the boats first.

p.p.s. serialkarma I brought you a life vest.