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[hackthis_archive]

Dear General Readers of my Live Journal,

It has been brought to my attention that Ewan McGregor did a film with Ryan Gosling that will be coming out this autumn. For those of you who may not know, I have a thing for JamieOMGWTF! Ryan. If you've come here in the last month, which apparently a lot of you have, in search of the Hayden/Ewan thing, mazeltov, you just hit the jackpot. If your jackpot includes Jude/Ewan/Ryan/Hayden. I mean, before I was just amused, now I'm en fuego (ah, ESPN).

Regards,
A Hack Writer


p.s. Women and children to the boats first.

p.p.s. serialkarma I brought you a life vest.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

p.p.s. serialkarma I brought you a life vest.

ohthankgod.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*pets*

You are so cute when you're freaking out.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'll arm-wrestle you for that life vest.

[acroamatica.livejournal.com]

All RIGHT. *makes a lightsaber noise*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*makes a lightsaber noise*

Exactly!

[acroamatica.livejournal.com]

Hey, that reminds me - I know you don't write Lotrips any more, more's the pity (but if the trade is getting me some Ewan/Hayden/Jude/Ryan, I am NOT complaining), but if you felt inclined to read some, I finished a piece awhile ago that I'd started a very long while ago, and it was inspired by your stuff so I dedicated it to you. I don't expect you hang around monaboyd anymore - can't blame you - but I thought it was a nice little something to give back, so if you didn't see it and want to, it's here. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/monaboyd/1354310.html) [/self-promo]

One More Satisfied Customer :D

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Oh AWESOME. I've been waiting forever for this movie--he filmed it in the winter of 2003. Right before he took off on his grand bike adventure. At the BAFTAs Marc Forster said it wasn't coming out until 2006 so I'm glad his cynicism was wrong. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh, this shit just gets better and better all the time. Would you say this was after filming for RotS?

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! They filmed RotS in the summer of 03, I think. Um, if you didn't know, I used to RPG Ewan McGregor. It's been almost exactly a year since I quit... Heh. I took a break from him from like March to September of 03, and so I know the filming of RotS took place in that gap. However, after he came back from his bike trip they had to go back and do the requisite reshoots. So he had a little Hayden time, then a little while later he got some Ryan lovin'. Then he went on a trip around the world with his mate then came back for some more Hayden goodliness. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What I love the most, someone who knows what I want before I even ask for it ;D That story is just writing itself. GodDAMN.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, what a lovely jackpot, indeed! *purr*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, look at all the pretties. :D

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

The Jude/Ewan/Ryan part anyhow. ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Icon = priceless.

I didn't see it either until the GQ advert with the hipbones and the mud and the... the... yeah.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I admit... the hipbones and the mud are definitely intriguing, but... I think I still prefer to think of Ryan. When do we get his dirty, barely dressed photoshoot?

Speaking of photos, I tracked down a couple stills from Stay over here.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The only hipbone picture of Ryan I've ever seen didn't even have hipbones, but it's still in the top 10 hottest photos I've ever seen (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/rygos/rgentweek.html). Teeth. Uhhhhhhh. Why is Naomi Watts ruining the stills, get her out of them!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

That is an extraordinary photo. I'm currently loving all the shots in my wallpaper.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I'm all for Jamie Ryan.

(I probably never left a comment but I do remember reccing that story a million times, so yeah, good job on that, too. Basically the story goes that I read all of yours and serialkarma's OC fic in a really short period of time and loved it all and did a huge rec post but forgot to comment on each fic individually. So yeah, heartheartheart to your OC fic & to hers.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw, you are very sweet, thank you :)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Awwww!

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Did you see Ryan on the MTV Movie Awards? OMG So ridiculously hot.

Also, I love your icon.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I was at the screening and didn't see it, but I have heard and must now see it with my own eyes, because I hear there was 'finger crooking'. I'm sorry, I need to go lie down now. Why don't I have any ryan icons?! :goes shopping:

Gosling

[paradise-city.livejournal.com]

First of all: Suuuuuuuunshine! Sorry, I can't see his name without that knee-jerk response.

Second of all: Dude, that's fucking creepy. I had a dream a couple weeks back wherein Ewan and Ryan did this strange Threesome-like film together. I'm so half-assedly psychic.

Re: Gosling

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm so half-assedly psychic.

Priceless.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

You know, I think I knew that before and forgot about it. Ryan! Ewan! Naomi! Oh, the pretty. :D

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Is that Daphne in your icon? Really she says it all.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

It is! I love Daphne.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Ryan. Now we're talking.

[thecomfychair.livejournal.com]

I am not sure that my mind can handle all of that prettiness in one place. but Ryan Gosling remains my secret Are You Afraid of the Dark woobie of choice. so bring it on!

[la-sikka.livejournal.com]

Ryan Gosling? Holy crap...All this RPS you are writing is slowly but surely reserving my seat in hell. At least the ride down is fun.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Stay is finally getting released? Cool. Yay for RyanAngst.

[k-glorificus.livejournal.com]

you know I think he's gross. we will have to talk about Gael. have you seen bad education?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know I have no Gael love. That's all you.