P-I-M-P

I know I've been blabbing about Kitchen Confidential for a while now, but with good reason, dammit! Do you think slodwick would've made greg_the_fish for no reason? Exactly! The show has Will Tippin! And Xander Harris! And the pilot has John Cho. And perhaps the cheekiest, most endearingly hot Englishman since House, Owain Yeoman. The slash is everywhere! They're the straightest gay men ever.

Okay, I see you wavering; you are a Doubting Thomasina. For you, the big fish, err, guns, the first KC story written ever is by rageprufrock, yeah, show the girl some love: The Queen of England, but wait, there is more! You can't have the humour without the sex, hence nifra_idril got on board too: A Virtuous Man.

Damn, I guess I'll have to play too. Maybe today. First, icons. Slod? Did you make icons?

KC – Five Times that Jack and Steven Never… Okay, That's a Lie

Dedicated to rageprufrock and nifra_idril for, you know, encouraging such behaviour. Also, as bribery so Slod will make us all icons, yaye!!


Kitchen Confidential
Jack/Steven
Five Times that Jack and Steven Never… Okay, That's a Lie


( Jack's eyes rolled back in his head, and he collapsed back against the sofa. He'd forgotten all about the time he'd superglued his face to Steven's ass. )