Whoa.

Almost every other post on my flist is about Jake Gyllenhaal in some manner, there are reports of a Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams engagement, and ethrosdemon has discovered the wonder that is Battlestar Galactica.

I have no idea what planet I'm on right now, but, uh, yeah, I'm going to stick around a bit and wait for Jamie Bamber/Mos Def/Djimon Hounsou/the guy who plays Tyrol to show up at my house with a million dollars.