Jack, come back!

I'm sure there are other things going on in the world, but the motherfuckers at FOX have once again earned the wrath of thousand acupuncture needles in the rectum by all but cancelling Kitchen Confidential.

Excuse me. I must go mourn now.

Maybe I'll just julienne someone's nether regions instead. Jack would approve.


ETA: There is an unaired episode called Rabbit Test available for viewing on myspace.com, so watch it now before, *sob* there's nothing left. *much love to slodwick for pointing this out.

My eyes! My eyes!

Why am I watching Stargate: Atlantis? Oh, Lords of Kobol save me, please?! Damn you, rageprufrock for writing such compelling stripper fic! seperis, you shall pay for writing assasin-fic! Why can't people write that stuff in fandoms I'm already in?

This never happened. It's all a drunken hallucination. I was in a moment of weakness over the loss of Kitchen Confidential, and because no one can resist assasin-fic, really.

Where is the new BSG to prevent such ignominy? Jamie Bamber, save me!!


Uh, is it just me or does Ronon Dex really look like Karl Urban from LOTR?