2006-11-02

2006-11-02 09:31 am

Ye ole bitchery

1. Today something occurs that I haven't cared about it a very very long time. In fact, if [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma hadn't reminded me it was occurring I would've forgotten all over again, even though I told myself I had to see it to believe it. What is this auspicious occasion you ask? The premiere of The O.C.. And why am I watching it? Well, if you haven't seen the spoilers I won't tell you, but dude, if it's promising what it says it is? Well, who knows. People without fandoms are prone to backsliding into old relationships.

2. [livejournal.com profile] amberlynne loves me. You all wish you had an [livejournal.com profile] amberlynne, but this one is all mine and if you try to poach her I will stab you in the hand with a fork. Try me. I've done it before.

3. Snow Patrol fans, prepare for a huge deluge. You notice I haven't even said anything about [edited by attorneys for [livejournal.com profile] hackthis]– but I am very interested in the Gary/Lisa Hannigan song written by the guy from BellX1. Anybody got that?

4. Today is the last day to sign up for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide if you are so inclined. People who haven't participated in The Ol'Yule before, and hell, those who have too, I recommend a little refresher course offered by [livejournal.com profile] liviapenn on Recipient etiquette and How Not to Be an Ungrateful Tool, err, How Not to Ruin Yuletide. Because really, bitching that your writer didn’t write the story you requested exactly the way you wanted, and woe how they suck, because it's not exactly what you wanted is pretty much the height of crass rudeness, and I guarantee that when you are roasting in hell, no one will even spit on you to put out the fire. It's called a 'request' not a commandment. Be happy that person attempted at all. If it's not what you wanted, then hey, maybe you should have WRITTEN IT YOUR DAMN SELF. Furthermore, people will check your LJ to see how you respond, so, uh trashing the person who wrote for you later, like they probably won't find out? Wow, tacky and rude.

That is all. Carry on.
2006-11-02 11:58 am
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SGA - Absence Makes the Heart Grow Kinky

So, inquiring minds wanted to know what happened to the SGA 'John masturbates in Rodney's bed' story. I'll tell you what happened -- my brain happened. The story should've just been this one-off thing, but it kept getting in its own way. So here are a bunch of attempts, hopefully, one of which will, you know... [insert [livejournal.com profile] hackthis waving hands vaguely as she tends to when her brain is telling her to shut up and stop babbling]

Stargate: Atlantis
Sheppard/McKay
P for Thar Be Porn Here
Spoilers for 'The Return' [insert sobbing over actually knowledge of episode titles HERE]

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Kinky


The great thing about the afterglow of quality masturbation is that almost nothing can disturb it: except for Rodney standing in the doorway holding a large frying pan. )


Random Note: This was originally titled 'Like Cookies Love Milk' hence the icon.