idealists are the cruelest monsters of them all.

1. For those of you who have not seen Latter Days (Mormon boy + California out-n-proud = surprisingly heartfelt and HOT movie), you really really must. REALLY.

2. So I was reading People's Sexiest Man Alive this morning, because, hello RESEARCH MATERIAL, and they asked George who he would pick as People's Sexiest Man Alive. He said Matt Damon. Can we just have a moment and consider that I wrote that story on Wednesday even though the magazine didn't come out until FRIDAY. (As recounted to serialkarma)


slodwick's birthday is on November 23rd. My birthday is on November 27th (as is mei_x's – Happy Early Joint Birthday, Mei). rageprufrock's is November 28th. This is dedicated to the birthday girls. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LADIES!

Stargate: Atlantis
General spoilers. Skateboarding!John fic.

Kick, Push, Coast


( He could’ve sworn he heard McKay say, 'Party on, dude.' )

1) SGA, people, I understand there's a Dr. Biro on the show. They named a character after a pen? That's just -- that's funny. British people, you know that's funny.

2) I posted music the other day.

3) I am not a Heroes fan. I do not watch this show. Except that last week Evil Lite, err, slodwick, was all on about Adrian Pasdar being hot, and my brain was all, isn't Adrian Pasdar scary-looking as hell? So I watched some, and okay, Hiro is love, everybody else can rot, and Adrian Pasdar is still scary looking, but you know, he did that THING and uh, yeah. That's how you do that. sparky77 said it best, A sardonic, sexy, shirtless asshole superhero. It's like a dream come true. -- Except for that superhero bit. But by virtue of it being Jim Profit I'm not that concerned about the hero bit.

4) I have a new word in my vocabulary. Bromance. Blame 3v1lsh33pz and serialkarma. What is bromance you ask? Read on, chickens, read on.

Stargate: Atlantis
Sheppard/McKay
No spoilers. Lots of snark. Tis about it.

Bros Before Hoes

( You have a martyr complex the size of Pegasus; you're going to get yourself killed, and you're going to leave me alone, and -- and I'll end up a nervous wreck, yelling at your ghost, and then all my brain-dead peons will run around saying, 'Dr McKay used to be a brilliant man, but since Colonel Sheppard got himself Ascended with that slutty Chaya he's just lost his mind-- )

I was gonna have a big old explanation and then I said fuck it. This is crack. Crack needs no explanation.

Battlestar Galactica/Stargate: Atlantis
Multiple pairings (m/m, m/f)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Title from 'Once in a Lifetime' by the Talking Heads.
Summary: And you may find yourself asking, how did I get here?
ETA: Now with art by slodwick. Yay, Slod!


And You May Find Yourself Living in a Shotgun Shack


(  The initial transition and integration between the Galactica and the Atlantis contingents hadn't necessarily gone *badly*... There had been a lot of rank confusion and a lot of scuffles over stupid things like who ate the last of the blue Jell-o, but Kara had promised to stop taunting Dr. McKay, and he'd eventually put hot water back on in the east tower, and everything after that had seemed pretty tame to Cally.  )

I am actually quivering with the caffeine overload. I woke up on the productive side of the bed, fear me. And Ari. But that's later.

a) Hip-hop at the Smithsonian. Yeah, boyeee!!! gacked from antheia

b) This is so Narcissa

c) slodwick made Sheppard & Baby art.. Since nifra_idril had already slayed my ovaries with more Cylon Baby + 2 Daddies I said all right, you win 1000 words. Or maybe a few more than 1000.

Stargate: Atlantis AU
Sheppard/McKay

Surrogate Father


( I am multi-tasking today. Somehow between the taxes and the work and Ari's autobiography and driving Serial Karma up the wall, I decided to write baby Sheppard fic. No, I don't know what I was smoking. No, hopefully, I don't have anymore )

I'm trying to get a feel for the whole SGA thing, or at least fake it decently, because I have special dispensation this week to write it. Next week is a whole different story. Hopefully by then the urge will be sufficiently beaten to death.

I don't know where the polar bears came from. Blame oxoniensis. And she's to blame for the dragons. And the unicorns. Totally to blame for the unicorns.

Vive la crack!

Stargate: Atlantis
Sheppard/Rodney


Unicorns and Dragons and Bears, Oh My!


( John Sheppard has been called a cocktease his entire life. Well, the cock part didn't come until later, but the tease has always been thrown at him when he didn't put out for whatever reason. Apparently, it was assumed that because it was John, or Sheppard, or the Major, or that guy with the low jeans, he was automatically a slut for everyone. John finds this seriously offensive )