LFoDH - Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (McClane/Farrell, R)

There's this 4th of July Ficathon happening over at hard4brains and this is melded from a lot of prompts, so, uh, yeah.

Live Free or Die Hard
John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rated R (inadvertent drug usage, head shaving and masturbation, oh my!)


Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before


( Naming things just makes you think about them really hard. )