I am obligated by the fraternity/sorority of oh my fucking Jesus to share this

Ladies and Gentlemen, please hold on to your ovaries and gonads. They may try to escape you. Now for the record, I am not a Gaga fan, but this fucking song incepted me. And now, well, apparently it incepted Joe, too

I present for your enjoyment: Joseph Gordon-Levitt covering 'Bad Romance.'

And you thought the singing in French was going to cause cardiac arrest. HA! Put your head between your knees and breathe.