I am obligated by the fraternity/sorority of oh my fucking Jesus to share this

[hackthis_archive]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please hold on to your ovaries and gonads. They may try to escape you. Now for the record, I am not a Gaga fan, but this fucking song incepted me. And now, well, apparently it incepted Joe, too

I present for your enjoyment: Joseph Gordon-Levitt covering 'Bad Romance.'

And you thought the singing in French was going to cause cardiac arrest. HA! Put your head between your knees and breathe.

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[laseuleange.livejournal.com]

...WHAT IS THIS

Suddenly all is right with the universe.

[frabjously.livejournal.com]

I played this many times over. I'm not ashamed, damnit!

[dremiel.livejournal.com]

There is something terribly wrong with the version I saw...isn't it supposed to end with Tom Hardy nailing him on the stage?

[my-doll.livejournal.com]

Haha yes! Many times, yes!

[jazzonia.livejournal.com]

o_____________________o

He's killed me ded.

UNF.

[kubis.livejournal.com]

HE IS... I DON'T EVEN KNOW. HOW IS HE REAL?

Lately every time I see him I'm mentally drawing little hearts all around him, but this. This is PRICELESS.

[ilovetakahana.livejournal.com]

Cue the fanart, the "corrections" [because we need to have Tom Hardy be in the audience], the fanfics, and the squee.

I'm dancing at my desk right now and the people at the office are staring. Like I give a damn. JGL AND BAD ROMANCE. My day is so much better.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Where do I go to see him live? My love for this man's complete insanity is approaching scary levels.

[syllic.livejournal.com]

I am about a week away from voluntarily hanging out at Williamsburg hipster gigs. I am two weeks away from ironing his face on... (YOU THINK I MEAN ON A T-SHIRT, don't you?)

I am monitoring this for academic purposes. Earlier today, this video had 300 views.

This is fandom. See fandom run.

[philosiraptors.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. <3________<3

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

I...um... THIS IS NOW COMPLETE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE GK CROSSOVER. Y'know, image of JGL crawling on his knees towards Alexander Skarsgaard. Just sayin'. Or possibly True Blood.

(I don't want Arthur vs Pam being terribly snarky at each other. What makes you say that? Or Eames and Eric drawling at each other. nooo, no idea what you mean...)

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

.....

.......!!

That's. He's. HOLY SHIT, JOE.

Please excuse me -- I need to go find a paper bag to breathe into.

I mean, DAMN.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

Saw this on the stream last night.

Laughed a lot.

A lot.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I said out loud and now I'm typing it: JESUS CHRIST.

[lazulus]

Bless his little cotton socks. And the Hitchcock bit completely cracked me up!

[ohfreckle.livejournal.com]

How is it that all my favorite guys cover this song? First Jared Leto, now Joe. And I like both versions better than the original.
And we all know Eames Tom Hardy is watching this before he goes to bed at night.

[elzed.livejournal.com]

OMG!

And I followed the link to him singing Brel, and damn, the boy can sing in not bad at all French (apparently he did French at Columbia? Bless his cotton socks!)!!!

Man of many many talents...

[fortepiano.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[antinous-wild.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. I don't even understand how he is a real person. HOW IS HE DOING THIS TO MEEEEEE.

♥__♥

[julietlaw.livejournal.com]

That's also what I'm wondering about. Because he clearly says, "Je veux te baiser." whereas I'm pretty sure GaGa says "ton baiser." The first one means "I want to fuck you" and the second "I want your kiss."

Or did I heard GaGa's version wrong in the first place? It's definitely the type of things she would say.

[luci0logy.livejournal.com]

He's such a talented chap with a terrific smile.

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

*THUD*

[jibrailis.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Christ, this can't be good for my blood pressure.

Oh well. WHO CARES.

JGL, I want to put you in my purse and carry you around. And then take you out and throw you onto my bed.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

JGL, I want to put you in my purse and carry you around. And then take you out and throw you onto my bed.

LOL! Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

Holy shit! That is so much awesome in so many ways I don't even know what to do with myself.

[aurora]

SQUEAL.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Apparently all I needed to actually like this song was for FUCKIN' JGL TO SING IT! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

HE ANALYZES THE SONG, GUUUUHHHHHHHHH, AND THE GROWLING! OH FRENCH, THE FRENCH, I AM DED NOW.

[atomicskull.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering this for a while, but now it has to be asked - how in fresh hell does this man actually exist? Did he emerge from Zeus' head, fully formed and armed with guitar and fixed gear bike? There's like no other explanation.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know Athena wasn't alone in there.