hackthis_archive | Randomness for thought

a) I am trying to write Thousandth Man-verse, but work keeps getting in the damn way and I've lost my bunny. Come back here, dammit, we have work to do! Please? Please? Fuck.

2) How hot is Paul Gross in the dS pilot? G-ddamn. I was blown away by the, well, damn hotness of that man. And oh, how I heart Vecchio. I was wondering if anybody ever wrote meta comparing Victoria/Fraser to Undercover!Chick from 'You Must Remember This'/Vecchio? Also -- it occurred to me the other day that I'm really doing the canon stuff backwards: first, season 3, then season 4, then season 1, now, the pilot, and hopefully soon season two. ::crosses fingers and encourages

serialkarma to get season 2::

3)

sunni_hawk14 wrote lovely College!Seth fic: All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work

d) People buy more LJ time because LJ keeps sending you reminders that it's going to expire, until they harass you into buying it just so they'll leave you alone. At least that's what happened to me. I would've let it go if it weren't for all my icons.

e) I had a first line for my

yuletide fic, but I forgot it. Nuts.

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::sigh::

Really, Theodore. You have the most lamentable set of priorities of any Slytherin I've ever met. Channelling your inner Hufflepuff, are we, with this so-called work-ethic?

Did it not occur to you that I am currently OUT OF MY SKULL WITH WORRY? No, no, of course it didn't. You're busy working.

We have a very admirable work-ethic thank you very much -- we work when we feel the urge and are otherwise intractable. What this really calls for is some form of bribery. I know what I want to do and he knows what I want to do -- I just don't think he wishes to be subjected to it. If he had his druthers he'd spend his days shagging Neville or with Alexandria and his nights, well, either shagging Neville or calling on Blaise.

Hmm. I see how it is.

::slides off, purposefully::

Slytherins do not sweat. They do not perspire or glisten or even get damp palms unless the weather is unpleasant and moist. They do not believe in physical exertation or becoming taxed bodily, unless the extertation is the result of something hedonistic or likely to acquire a large amount of Galleons or power. Otherwise, it is the Slytherin way is to avoid all obstacles at any cost. What you cannot go over, you should go around or go under or apparate through or destroy with a well-timed Oblitteratus -- which is simply another way of saying that Slytherins do not work through things. It's a completely foreign idea. If half the blood in Theodore's veins did not come from a Ravenclaw, he would be in something of of a bind.

::pauses::

Now, that's not a bad opening.

It's a very good opening indeed.

::paces::

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I just got a papercut. It hurts!

::kisses your finger better::