I have low expectations of closer, except for the slashy undertones. Lord knows, neither of the women can act.

...Julia Roberts (who I loathe)...
You'll get no argument there from me.

Re: point 4. Did that really happen? *bursts out laughing* Classic!

Also, apparently Theodore is a great fan of John Lennon, Damien Rice and Snoop Dogg.
And why wouldn't he be? *misses Theodore* More Thousandth Man! Whee! I am a happy, happy bunny.