Check out the impressive numbers.

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Weeks holiday cards have been sitting on table, collecting dust: 4
Number of cards done: 0
Number of cards sent: 0
Percent of Xmas shopping done: 60
Percent more in debt now than this time last week: 25
Percent of yuletide story done: 0
Number of pots and pans that need to be done: too many
Number of hangovers thanks to shoewhore: 1 -- but it's very persistent
Number of times listening to 'City of Blinding Lights' in Borders: 3
Number of times whipped with wet noodle for missing meret's birthday: 16 -- it broke.
Number of new phones acquired: 1 -- serialkarma, you are forewarned.

Fear my skills.

Happy Belated Birthday to the generous and thoughtful, meret. I am sorry I'm a day late. Also, Happy Birthday to the very adorable and always so warm and giving tstar78. Many happy returns of the day to both ladies.

ETN: circe_tigana has written this fabulous story called Draco and the Not-Potter, which believe it or not had me reading H/D again. I know, contain your shock and awe, but really this is a lovely story. It reminds me of something silviakundera* would've written.


*Silvia, I still miss your punk-ass dreadfully.

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Number of hangovers thanks to shoewhore: 1 -- but it's very persistent

Oh, doooood... I still can not even COUNT the number of fucking people I was drunk dialing on Saturday night! It was craziness, yo.

Of course, you missed the funniest part of the night when we made Nick stop at Ralph's and Ginger and I came out of the store, swinging a bag over our heads and screaming, "HEY NICK! WE GOT TAMPONS! YOU WANT ONE?!?". *snicker*