i see you with your finger up your nose

[hackthis_archive]

it's a visualization technique, like picturing people in their undies. at least it's good for a laugh. i need one of those as i do not see myself writing at any point in the immediate future. normally i have ideas and just can't make them cohesive, right now i just have nothing. well, apart from a serious obsession with the new coldplay CD. it's out on August 27th, y'all need to buy it.

for everybody who's on the short bus to hell, you need to check this out. satan_dot_com - as for this i dunno whether to feel insulted or just laugh it off to bad parody. pete has so much potential.

Comments

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't like the Pete thing. I thought it was just stupid. It could just be that I'm too white, yo? But actually I think it's more that I'm too ... I dunno ... square?

[spasticat.livejournal.com]

Not so sure about the Pete LJ...if it's parody it's too similar to overweight comics who mock their weight. I'm not fond of those comics nor do I find them funny.

But satan_cot_com? Hee hee! Does this sound familiar? "I feel a smiting coming on... " Which makes me wonder, are *you* satan???

If you like that one try...god_dot_com

[pastiche.livejournal.com]

Should have avoided that. I just spent ten minutes jumping around satan_dot_com and god_dot_com. Sooo much better things to do, like finally get off my ass and come and visit… metaphorically speaking. I’ve decided to sound like a complete up myself bitch by taking the blame for your current dry spell in the hope that having a person to condemn *cough* for this lack of inspiration will help you to remedy it. It is my fault because in the first time in forever I haven’t had time to read the stories in my inbox and therefore have not sent feedback. I don’t think I’ve missed a story previous to this, so therefore the dry spell is my fault.

Either my fault or the ‘person’ (I use that term loosely) who’s gotten everyone upset with this ‘style’, ‘tense’ thing. Next thing you know there will be a forum for performance anxiety amongst fanfic writers.