hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-06-16 01:14 pm

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Whyfor is no one entertaining me? I have no one to talk to, nothing to read, and I can't write because his Viggoness has taken everyone on retreat! This is all very sad making. I think I will go watch Ryan at the MTV Awards again. After discussion with [livejournal.com profile] zeplum I have decided that while the snogging action with wassername was hot, it was the whole build-up that really did me in: the finger crooking, the hip action, the jumping up and down. I like men who are excited, not too excited, but just enough to make it contageous. It's all about the anticipation, kids. I think I will go for a walk.

This posting brough to you by Neville, who died from ennui.

[identity profile] zoetrope.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be happy to entertain you, but am far too drunk, and therefore am sure I would end up compromising myself some way or other.

*hiccoughs and stumbles away*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

You are priceless. Compromise away.