there's even something for the athiests

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satan_dot_com said this fool must die. i SO agree.

y'all need to hook up with my man, satan, and his arch nemesis, god_dot_com. c'mon help me get my free toaster, people are broke! i also recommend for the burgeoning dictator in all of us, moloch_dot_com, and for the every man, bob_dot_com.

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satan says, i must do! (i know a lot of people who would kill for that kind of power)

seriously though, i checked out bacchus_dot_com and all i could think was how come i don't have a getting stoned emoticon? i need one too.

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[satan-dot-com.livejournal.com]

LOL, well he doesn't mind when ppl rip off his stuff, so feel free to pilfer it from him.

Course, I'm also God of thievery and shit, so maybe it's just my lack of morals.

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Course, I'm also God of thievery and shit, so maybe it's just my lack of morals.

ah ha! so you're the reason we broke into the hyatt on the fourth of july (we wanted to watch the fireworks from the roof). it's always good to know who to thank.

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[satan-dot-com.livejournal.com]

Hey my pleasure. I love that holiday, it's the one day of the year I can hear God from all the way down here going "Turn down that loud noise and cut those fucking lights off!"

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How cool is it that I already have a stoner icon.

I am such a hipster

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yeah yeah yeah, you're fabulous. we know this. make me some brownies or something.

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[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I will, but they might be kind of chewy from all of the vegetable matter.

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if you and i are talking about the kind of greenery i think we are, you can make them as chewy as you want!