ext_38979 ([identity profile] torchthisnow.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] hackthis_archive 2005-06-21 05:34 pm (UTC)

Dear Katie Holmes,

And you thought your five-year-no-sex-worth-millions-of-dollars-if-you-break-it contract to Tom Cruise was going to be good for your career.

Maybe I be the first to say:

HA HA HA HA HA SUCK IT HA!

Have fun letting him chew your lips off for the cameras with the fire of all of his hetero love passion. Make sure he pays for the meds when you get the herp!

Love,
clem.

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