hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-06-27 01:05 pm

RPS – Rolling Out the Welcome Mat

[livejournal.com profile] serialkarma has a birthday coming up. This week is about giving her what she wants...

Star Wars RPS (kinda)
Ryan Gosling/Hayden Christensen/Ewan McGregor
Improv: salt, candid, elevator
Rated P for porn.

Rolling Out the Welcome Mat





For reasons that will be explained in their due course, Ryan Gosling is giving Hayden Christensen a blowjob in elevator number four of the Omni Berkshire Hotel on 52nd and Madison in Manhattan, New York.

Obviously, there are all kinds of things that could be said about this situation, but Ryan's mouth is occupied right now. He's a bit distracted with keeping his teeth covered, and he's not a big talker anyway. He prefers to read his books and smoke his cigarettes and kiss people when they're not paying attention. He'd also much rather focus on the job in hand, so to wit.

Hayden's bigger than Ryan thought he would be, but that's far better than not having anything to work with at all. Ryan hates acting during sex. Ryan's also a very interactive lover. He uses his teeth and his hands and his tongue.

Today, he's using shoulders to keep Hayden's legs spread apart, because Hayden's a little slow on the uptake, but the fingers curling behind Ryan's ears tell him that Hayden's starting to get with the program.

Ryan understands how being accosted by someone you've never even met could be a little disorienting, but Hayden makes a keening noise when Ryan rubs his stubble against the inside of Hayden's thigh, which is obviously a good sign. Things are picking up.

Ryan's not bad at giving blowjobs; he's learned everything his knows from the not inconsiderable amount of men and women he's slept with in the last twenty-four years of his life. He's had a lot of long-term relationships, but he makes up for his celibacy between significant others. He learned the loud, obscene slurping noises from Mike Pitt on the set of Murder by Numbers.

Some people are into lots of auditory stimulation, and Hayden seems the type. Ryan's not being messy because his technique needs work, but because he's got an audience. Ryan knows how to play to his audience.

Ryan knows how to give people what they want every time.

Hayden doesn't know he wants this from Ryan, but he does. Ryan could see it from the moment Hayden bounded out of the Town Car in front of the hotel, eyes bright and piercing, and the way his face fell when he realized his car wasn't being met by one Mr Ewan McGregor.

Every emotion was there for anyone who knew what they were looking for, and it was a lot better than anything Hayden's ever done on screen. Ryan's seen Hayden work; it could stand some improvement. This isn't really the time to discuss that, what with Hayden's fingers fisting in Ryan's hair, and Hayden's cock down his throat though.

Maybe when they get to the twenty-third floor they can have a conversation, after Ryan brushes his teeth and makes himself look presentable for Room Service.

There are all these pounding noises coming from above Ryan, and when he looks up, Hayden's head is tipped back, exposing a long expanse of pale skin. Hayden's banging his head against the wall of the elevator; that's got to hurt like a bitch. Ryan pinches the soft skin of Hayden's hip to get him to stop; he's not planning to deliver bruised goods tonight.

Hayden makes a yelp of surprise, but his attempts to glare down at Ryan are somewhat hindered by his panting.

Ryan swirls his tongue around the slippery head of Hayden's cock and goes back down, letting the flat of his tongue press against the underside of Hayden's cock. Hayden tastes salty and slightly sour; he must've have coffee before he landed.

There are good reasons for Ryan giving a blow job to someone he's never met before, and they all start and end with his co-star in the film he's shooting right now. Ewan's a good man. He's a good actor, and it's not anyone's fault that he just happens to have a thing for his co-star from the Star Wars franchise. Ryan understands how these things work. He can respect that Ewan won't fuck around with Hayden because he loves his wife –- but that doesn't mean he should completely miss out, and that's where Ryan comes in.

Ryan's a giving man; he can help a friend out. It's not like he's losing out here or anything. He really was more than willing to meet Hayden's car when it arrived at the hotel, since Ewan had reshoots with Naomi. He promised Ewan that he'd keep Hayden entertained until Ewan was free. That's what he's doing right now.

The fact that he didn't actually say anything to Hayden when he arrived, or checked his messages at the front desk, or rang Ewan's hotel room, was just Ryan's way of not drawing attention to Hayden. Ryan hates it when people harass him in public, too.

When he followed Hayden into the elevator and shoved him face first against the wall of the elevator, licking the shell of his ear, that was all an act. The bites along Hayden's neck and the way Ryan made sure the candid camera in the corner caught the look on Hayden's face were just a little something extra for his co-star.

This whole foray into exhibitionism is really just about Ryan holding up his end of the bargain. Not that he expects anything in return, because it's not as though this is some great hardship on Ryan's part. He prefers his lovers to be a bit older, and generally, he likes women, but he's not a picky man. Sex is sex.
Ryan doesn't really care about what people have between their legs. He's more interested in how they treat the people around them, and that's why he's doing this for Ewan. Hayden makes Ewan happy, ergo, Ryan wants Hayden happy. Enough said.

Besides, Ryan finds Hayden attractive enough, and it's certain no burden for him to be doing this -- his hand fisting the base of Hayden's cock firmly, and the fingernails of his right hand digging in the thin skin of Hayden's hip. Ewan said Hayden was probably a thruster. Ewan said a lot of things. They'll have to compare notes later on, but for now Ryan figures he should at least tell Hayden what this is all about.

Maybe he'll even let him come first.

Or maybe not.

Hayden makes a strangled noise of dismay when Ryan pulls off, but Ryan wants the big pay off. He wants to see if Hayden's got the raw acting chops that Ewan insists are there. He gets to his feet smoothly, wrapping his hand around Hayden's cock and jerking him off rapidly. Hayden closes his eyes when Ryan leans in, but Ryan's not planning on kissing him. This isn’t an intimate moment for him.

"Do you like this, Hayden?" he whispers against the soft skin just under Hayden's right ear, and right on cue, Hayden's eyes fly open in shock. Ryan rolls his eyes, Darth Vader can't possibly think he's anonymous anymore.

Hayden's hands grip Ryan's forearms to push him away, and really, this predictability is so boring. Except Hayden doesn't push Ryan away, if anything he grips hard and pulls Ryan closer. This is better.

He's obviously about to come -– and this is where Ryan gets to drop the bomb, his voice raspy and abused. His throat is raw. Marc is going to be pissed at him tomorrow.

"Ewan sent me to say hello," Ryan says quietly, tightening his grip just that little bit. "Welcome to New York."

Hayden comes with a raucous cry, and there are wet spurts of semen all over Ryan's fist that he wipes on the hem of Hayden's shirt. Hayden's clearly confused, because he sways as though he's trying to get away, but between Ryan and the elevator wall, there's no place to go. Ryan smirks as Hayden drops his head on Ryan's shoulder in defeat, and Hayden's breath is hot and damp against Ryan's neck.

"I almost forgot," Ryan says shrugging Hayden's head off his shoulder and pointing into the upper right corner of the elevator. "Smile for the camera. I know Ewan's going to want copies of this."



-end-

Stay: starring Ewan McGregor and Ryan Gosling
The Omni has the best suites ever. Just saying.

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, guh. I mean--no, no, that's what I mean. GUH.

Some people are into lots of auditory stimulation, and Hayden seems the type. Ryan's not being messy because his technique needs work, but because he's got an audience. Ryan knows how to play to his audience.

Ryan knows how to give people what they want every time.


Okay, I love this. I really, really love this, because first he's all not into acting during sex, except he's doing just that. Lovely.

Ryan doesn't really care about what people have between their legs. He's more interested in how they treat the people around them, and that's why he's doing this for Ewan.

What a generous guy he is. That's buddies, you know?

"Ewan sent me to say hello," Ryan says quietly, tightening his grip just that little bit. "Welcome to New York."

You know, I like New York plenty, but I've never noticed it was *that* friendly a town. Clearly, I'm missing out.

[identity profile] maybedarkpink.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Guh. Just... guh. The pretty pictures!

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ryan hates acting during sex.

damn. why wasn't that one of my lines? bah! stop being so good.

He learned the loud, obscene slurping noises from Mike Pitt on the set of Murder by Numbers.

why isn't it my birthday so I could demand Mike Pitt/other hot guy from The Dreamers fic? Damn again!

Ewan said Hayden was probably a thruster. Ewan said a lot of things.

Holy viggo. ah. yeah. I owe you a fic. a dirty, perverted, filthy fic.

sputters.

[identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you keep hurting poor Hayden...

Do it again.

[identity profile] jonem.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You should know that I'm having serious trouble uncurling my toes. Gaaaaaghhhhhhh. It was the line about Ryan's shoulders that did me in.

*fans self*

[identity profile] parthenia14.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're good. Evil, but good.

[identity profile] thecomfychair.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm, yep, this was hot. From Ryan's playacting to Hayden's confusion to the ending with Ewan's vicarious living. Very nice.
Ewan sent me to say hello," Ryan says quietly, tightening his grip just that little bit. "Welcome to New York." Guuuuh. Does everyone visting New York get this kinda welcome from Ryan Gosling? Because maybe I'll just re-route my flight from FL to make a little stopover.

[identity profile] angel-grace.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yum. Just...yum. Happy unbirthday to me. :) Thanks for writing this delightfully not little smutlet.
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[identity profile] zoniduck.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Question - Is this understood to be part of the same 'verse as the Color of Wheat fics?

[identity profile] strawberrykuma.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Horribly wonderful. XD Pretty Boys + Angst/Apathy + Sex has got to be the most sensational formula ever written, and I gotta say, your results are often my favorite. <3<3<3

[identity profile] phaballa.livejournal.com 2005-06-27 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think... my brain has officially been liquified. That was unbelievably hot. And um, yeah. I know I've told you this a hundred times but seriously, you're amazing and I love you and I will birth your offspring for more RPS.

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
For reasons that will be explained in their due course, Ryan Gosling is giving Hayden Christensen a blowjob in elevator number four of the Omni Berkshire Hotel on 52nd and Madison in Manhattan, New York.

What an opening. :D

Hayden's a little slow on the uptake

*snort*

He learned the loud, obscene slurping noises from Mike Pitt on the set of Murder by Numbers.

Ahhhhhhh!! *loves*

Ryan knows how to play to his audience.

He's a pro, baby.

Ryan rolls his eyes, Darth Vader can't possibly think he's anonymous anymore.

Hayden really is fucking slow. You'd think he'd learn to be more aware, what with the damn paparazzi everywhere.

"I almost forgot," Ryan says shrugging Hayden's head off his shoulder and pointing into the upper right corner of the elevator. "Smile for the camera. I know Ewan's going to want copies of this."

nnnnngghhhhh.

[identity profile] lennongirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is probably not the appropriate reaction, but for some weird reason, I can't stop laughing.

This is awesome.
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[identity profile] fearlessdiva.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I am going to pretend that this is part of CoW because it's just too delicious. The idea of Hayden angsting over Ewan and doing coke off Tom Welling and then (or before, whatever) going to NY and having this happen is just too fucking brilliant. It would completely fry his brain, and there's nothing I like better than fry-brained pretty boy - which is fortunate because pretty boys so often come that way.

You're good at this, you know. This writing thing. RPS, FPS, BS, whatever. You're really fucking good at it. I would envy you, but enjoying the fruits of your labour (n.b. Canadian spellings!) is so much less work than being this brilliant would be, even were I capable.

So there you have it. I know you've sworn off so I'll not beg for more, even though I am and remain skeptical that you'll actually keep your vow. Even if you do, you'll write something else soon that knocks my socks off, so I'm happy to just wait until such time as your brain gets eaten by something else just as crazy.

I less than three you, all the time.

[identity profile] whatdanidigs.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Nice. Just simply adore this.
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[identity profile] aphelant.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Um...HOT.

*speechless*

[identity profile] green-queen.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's entirely too hot.

Not that I'm complaining.
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[personal profile] jcalanthe 2005-06-28 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I love this! It's very hot, obviously, but there's also so much going on. Like, as [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma points out, Ryan hating acting during sex and also doing it, plus so much backstory and history & such. I am fascinated by your Ryan, who would jump a friend of a friend in a public elevator, cuz he likes his friends to be happy. I loved his running commentary on what he was doing and why and where he'd picked that technique up - it felt real, and also underscored that this was not an intimate moment for him.

Also? Am dying to hear Ewan's reaction to all this. Happy thoughts to take with me to bed tonight... *g*

[identity profile] laura-iskra.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
mmmmhhhh

[identity profile] psycho-llama.livejournal.com 2005-06-28 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear, I almost fainted when I read Star Wars RPS (kinda)
Ryan Gosling/Hayden Christensen


And then I actually went guuuuh when I read from Mike Pitt on the set of Murder by Numbers. Eeeeeeeeee!!!

That was so very hot. I love it :)

[identity profile] fivil.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hoooly shit. Actually filming! Kinky.

I think you know by now you have my heart but have it again anyway. Thank you so much.

ryan omg

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__sine/ 2005-06-29 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
aah! aaaaaaaugh!

-dies of the hot.

[identity profile] unperfectwolf.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
whoa. like, WHOA. *grins* why can't I be accosted by Ryan in an elevator? Or Hayden? He'll do too *nod*

[identity profile] natatree.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
DAMN! Now that was just... DAMN!!

I think I need a cold shower. A very very very cold shower.

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