hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-07-18 10:07 am

Keep your racist bullshit out my fucking face.

I knew someone else's ignorant shit was going to set me off. I fucking knew it.


Let's all just put it out on the table.

Blaise Zabini is BLACK.

Black, people. That means, not blue or purple, not white, not green or yellow or in posession of fins, wings, webbed feet or any other descriptor, but BLACK. He's English, but you know, he's black. Not African American, just black. He can't actually be thought of as, I don't know, BRITISH! because he's black. It's nice to know that nothing's really changed. It's nice to know that when people see you they just see the color of your skin. It doesn't matter that it's your name. Clearly all races should be identifiable by name, because black people are all named Michael Jordan or Shaquille O'Neal or Craig David or Monifah or something.

Apparently, some people now believe that this is the end of the world, because heaven forbid a black person be hot. No, of course not.

There are no hot black people anywhere in the world. There's no Denzel Washington, Thandie Newton, Don Cheadle, Sophie Okenedo. There's no Angela Bassett, no Delroy Lindo, no Taye Diggs or Omar Epps or Mekhi Phifer. No Beyonce or Mos Def or Talib Kweli or Gabrielle Union or Boris Kudjoe or Nia Long.

No.

Obviously Blaise is now tainted because he's black. He can't be hot at all. And oh look, JKR made a joke with his mother about her being a black widow. It's all racially motivated though. I can see how Blaise must now be hideous and deformed. Heaven forbid Draco find him attractive. Heaven forbid that he actually have a brain because black people can't be talented except for in sports, and they can't be smart or make a honest living unless it's in music. I can see how Oprah and Nelson Mandela and Bill Cosby and every black MP or congressman is just affirmative action or a fluke.

And people say that racism is all gone.

Fuck that. And fuck you if this is your mindset.

I don't need your ignorant bullshit.

But don't worry. I'm not upset. I see how it is. It's always good to know where you stand. And no, this is not the part where everyone says 'I never thought that!' because if you did, ask your self would you even admit it?

[identity profile] r1cepudding.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't mention Craig David without warning me. now I won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day without putting 'Craig David' in front of it, Craig David full stop.

Craig David in other news, *Craig David shoots the ignorami in their collective face* Craig David full stop again.

Craig David post comment.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
a) You are priceless

b) Your icon. Did Viggo shave the mustache of pornosity? Stop lying.

c) Craig David. I must now go listen to Woman Trouble.

[identity profile] r1cepudding.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
a) no you.

b) dude, I can only hope and pray. Seriously, WTF - I don't believe for a minute he grew that thing for a role. I think it was an involuntary follicular response to the bow-chicka-bow that accompanied Orlando's 'love' scene in KoH.

All hail Pavlov's Tache!

c) Craig David!

Crowd: Bo.

Craig David: Selecta!

Ok, I'll stop now Craig David.

Bo Selecta!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be really nice, Craig David, if somebody put up some Craig David.

Just saying.

Craig David.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*in love with you*

And also, Craig David.

[identity profile] r1cepudding.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

*takes you for a drink on Tuesday*
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[identity profile] zoniduck.livejournal.com 2005-07-18 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
God I love Craig David. He's too old for Blaise though, isn't he. Especially with Thandie Newton as his mom. Drat.

::plays World Filled With Love::