Clearly, these people need my casting skills.

[hackthis_archive]

So I'm reading the casting spoiler for the next season of Alias and all I can think is, 'Don't these motherfuckers have enough cast to work with? How about some storylines for the cast you've got? How about you give Weiss some action? Or, 'hey, you could bring back SARK!' Assholes.

I am much happier about the Lost casting spoiler.

The casting spoilers for Smallville and The O.C. just made me laugh like an eighty-year-old drunk woman in a retirement home, who just won a year's supply of dental adhesive.


Note: You see how I didn't mention the details of any of these spoilers? People should try that more often. And no, this does not mean I want storyline spoilers for Lost, but I don't give a fiddler's about the other three.

Comments

[causticwookie.livejournal.com]

How about you give Weiss some action?

Totally agreed. I love Weiss...he is the dog of my dip. Well...him and Marshall. Marshall's just too cute.

[bonspiel.livejournal.com]

Re Alias: Wow, J.J. Abrams has got to be on something, it's the only explanation. I agree with your comments completely.

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Guh. I hear you on the Weiss and Sark thing. However, if last season was Alias-Lite, next season will be Alias, v. Cotton Candy, from what I'm hearing. Not that I watch the show anymore. I'm vexed. I was a faithful regular from the very beginning and this is how they repay me? Shoving it on Thursday nights and casting THAT instead of bringing back Sark? They can eff off.

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

word is that Greg G. (Weiss) won't be back next season.

Alias

[mskat.livejournal.com]

But with Garner pregnant, they need someone to be the lithe female who gets to kick ass. And maybe this will mean Mia Maestro will be gone (I'm not saying it's true, just wishful casting).

I am aware, of a couple of casting spoilers for Alias, but will spare you the details.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Why I still watch Alias, I'll never know. Probably some misbegotten sense of loyalty. Pfft.

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Lord, that new Alias chick was on The Insider and she's completely devoid of presence and personality. Why do they have to keep introducing annoying new females on this show??

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

ADEBISI. Oh! Wait! This makes TWO Oz alums on Lost! I wonder if that's how Adebisi got the job. Huh.

Also, your link for the SV casting appears to be the same link as the Lost casting spoiler, sweetie.

[vylit.livejournal.com]

The SV, OC, and Alias casting spoilers have me in that weird space between laughter and the uncontrollable urge to grab myself a bottle of tequila.

Alias has Irina, Sark, and Weiss, all of which don't have enough done with them as is. And, you know, there's always good characters that they could bring back like Will. The fact that they kill off interesting characters like Lauren and underuse the rest of them but continue to bring in new people? Kills me.

OTOH, I'm damn happy about the Lost spoiler.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Thanks for not mentioning details of the spoilers! But seriously, in Sark and Weiss they've got such fantastic characters, why are they wasting them?! Idiots!