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Okay, which one of you bitches broke Gmail?

Damn! I can't take you anywhere.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"How many times have I told you I am not Toothy Tile."

"Riiight."

"Remind me of this the next time there's a Blind Item about you and your latest piece on the side."

"Who cares about my Rainbow Tribe when your using your mom's house as Grand Central. Is it true that Jake Gyllenhaal is your new piece?"

"Don't I wish--"

"You know, I heard he was working on an article with The Advocate. Wouldn't it be great press if he were the face of the new Boom Boom Room?"

"Are you trying to fix me up?"

"Not at all, I was just saying. A nice piece of fresh meat might be just what an old man needs--"

"What did I tell you about leaving the beastiality at home?"

"With the kids? No way."

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

"And don't call me old."

"You look good, why're you so touchy about that, old man?"

"Why did you give Jen the house?"

"Ouch! It was to save someone I know from being drug through the rags."

"Someone you're going to buy a gay bar with and convert it into a gay friendly B&B?"

"Someone just like that, yeah."