You know the minute you were all cracked out about verdant I had to find a way to get that in there. Ari's carpet is supposed to be cream coloured, but for you, I made an exception.

"Oh my fucking god, I took a wrong turn at the elevator and ended up in Fagland. Jesus Fucking Christ, I'm already surrounded by queers, what the fuck is that? Make a Queen Day?!"

I just CHOKED ON MY TONGUE LAUGHING.

Yeah, that's Ari.

Ari's very pleased about something, and every time Ari smiles, George can hear the screams a thousand miles away. "Okay, I had the boys in marketing mock up a little something featuring the gays favorite bareback boy toy—"

Please write Ari into every single piece of rps you ever do again.

I was telling serialkarma about how theraputic I find writing Ari cos really, I mean wow. And to think -- even this is censored!

Paul Walker is a MORMON? Like a religious one? No way.

Yahoo it, yo. That's old news.